the statement “seals are dog mermaids” is factually incorrect. seals are actually cat mermaids.
God Took A Leopard And Jammed It Into A Wetsuit And That’s How We Got The SEAL!!!
IT SMOOSHED IT’S NOSE UP AGAINST THE GLASS
What happened in my household as I watched this:
I put a hand to my mouth.
‘noooo!’ I mumble into my hand.
My eyes fill with tears and I nod as I watch the beautiful sight of absolute pureness in action- I mean it’s a SEAL following a BUTTERfly.
My dog sighs and then farts in my face.
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