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honey-kink:

Peter Parker dressed up as Thor for halloween. While Peter is adjusting his ridiculously oversized cape in the mirror before heading out, Thor jokingly offers to let him use Mjolnir as a prop.

He holds out the handle for Peter to take, knowing that the kid is distracted and will forget that no one can lift it, and it will immediately drop to the ground and it’ll be hysterical. How could the kid not know Thor was gonna have to mess with him a bit, it’s just a perfect opportunity.

What Thor did not expect was Peter easily taking the hammer in hand, giving it a little twirl with his wrist. Thor is… notably stunned.

“You sure dude? Isn’t this thing kind of important??” Peter questions, unsure. Thor is too dumbfounded to respond, the other Avengers in the room are also still realing, and poor Peter just wanted to get to his halloween party

barmy-owl:

I just really hate HBP. Not just the movie. I hate the book too. I hate that story. Flashbacks and snogging. Bored the arse off of me. Everybody past and present was a total dick in this particular story. I hate it. The movie is orange. Why?! Cinema prices for orange eyesore?! Ugly ass cover on the book.

I hate The Half Blood Prince.

The film is awful (a couple of scenes notwithstanding), although I can just about stand the book when JK Rowling isn’t putting Ron Weasley through the blender. 

poprockys:

marshmalloink:

poprockys:

I have 20 units of insulin left, and that will last me like 2 days and I still dont have my insurance card yet so I’m fucking panicking. Idk what I’m going to do because I can’t afford insulin right now and without it, I’m going to die.

hey, uh – if anyone can, would you please consider donating to my boyfriend?? there’s not much i can do on my end and im really scared for him…

heres his paypal

and here is his ko-fi

update on this:

medicaid said it could take two weeks to process my papers, and no place here sells insulin over the counter. I’ve been to the e.r in the past, and they just sent me home and didn’t give me insulin.

I’m not gonna last two weeks guys. And I’m really stresed and scared.