Fifth year Ginny is now online!

pighmypuff:

Harry: Me neither. Uh, wow Gin.

Harry: Good to see you too… You look… wow.

Harry: Anyways how-

Harry: Uh, thanks. Hey Ginny!

Harry: It’s um, really nice to see you.


Harry: So uh, Ginny-

Ron: Is dating Dean now. Right? I couldn’t believe it either!


((Fifth Year Ginny is now online!))

Ron: Harry, I want you and my sister to be dating. Dean’s nice, but he’s getting in the way of my OTP.

At the Gryffindor table at breakfast…

headcanonsandmore:

Hermione: Now, If I can just get this ridiculous lid off the jar… ARGGGGGGH….(straining to twist it off)….darn it…it’s stuck.

Ron: (takes the jar and twists the top off, smiling sweetly at Hermione) Here you go, ‘Mione.

Hermione: (blushing slightly as she takes the opened jar back) Thanks…

Harry: (getting a brainwave) That’s it! We all need a work-out! Ron can feel more confident in himself, and Hermione; you won’t have to starve to death if Ron divorces you!

Hermione: (blushing furiously) WE’RE NOT MARRIED!

Harry: (seriously) Yes. Yes you are. 

chizuu:

chizuu:

i genuinely hope anyone ages 13-15 on this website (or, god forbid, younger) stays safe and keeps their private information secure and really private 

please, if you’re really young on tumblr, try not to get swept up in the discourse and the tremendous amount of arguing with strangers that goes on here. i know you probably feel mature for your age but this website, like, really psychologically affects youth, and i encourage you to be cautious about your interactions with people on here

 please, kiddos, stay safe

additionally, for my young, non-adult followers,

  • depression memes about wanting to die aren’t a healthy coping mechanism and can lead to worsening symptoms of your own mental health if overindulged in
  • you are not garbage. or trash. i know these terms are popular on here, but you shouldn’t be calling yourself that. you have everything you need inside of you to become your best self, even if it’s hard to see that
  • seriously, really don’t trust adults who want to date you. don’t trust adults who call you hot, flirt with you, ask you sexual questions, or ask you for nudes. (that last one is VERY illegal, also, please get help from a trusted non-creepy adult if this happens to you)
  • the opinions of complete strangers who aren’t interacting with you typically aren’t worth it. move on, use the block button. it’s not worth engaging with people who are going to make you feel awful or unsafe
  • take breaks from tumblr if it’s getting really stressful for you. talk to friends if you’ve got em, play a videogame or do whatever it is that can take your mind off the massive amounts of Hell on this website
  • recovery is good. it’s really, really good. if you’re having mental health issues, please seek out help if you can, or ask a trusted adult or friend for guidance. you are not alone. don’t let this website make you feel like you are

acanoeandlifejackets:

Harry Potter: I only see Hermione as a sister

Harry Potter: No seriously guys, she’s the best but I don’t see her like that

Harry Potter: I really only see Hermione as a sister

Harry Potter: Seriously

Harry Potter: I’m not kidding. Hermione’s like a sister

JK Rowling: So I guess Harry and Hermione should’ve ended up together

Harry Potter: Fucking Christ.

milo-does-a-hecking-discourse:

scouttheoneandonly:

patrickstaristerrible:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

SIGNAL BOOST

o H HECK