exolovelovelove:

Sometimes I just want a fanfic where Harry and Ron go for a Europe Tour, on their first night they accidentally booked a double bed. They did not understood what a double bed really means until they booked that one bed for two people.

They slept well that night, no dreams, no nightmares. On their next hotel they learnt their lesson and booked two single beds. Harry could not sleep and keeps tossing and turning. Ron had two nightmares. They silently agreed in the dark of the hotel room to just book another double bed before they proceed to gather the blankets and pillows then slept on the floor for 2 hours. When they slept the next day in a double bed the unanimous decision is they’ll sleep like that for the rest of the trip.

Apparently gingers are hot and exotic for the people they met and Ron always gets hit on by both male and female alike. Harry stepped up as Ron’s boyfriend when one drunk man tried to pull Ron in his car when they were just walking down the sidewalk and unconsciously hit the man with stupefy. Ron turned on the hazard sign his father once taught him before they run away back at their hotel, Ron can feel his hand hurting by how Harry is squeezing it tightly but he just squeezed back and his best mate relaxed. Since then Ron is not bothered by strangers but he chuckles amused at how Harry introduce himself as his boyfriend every time. Ron also introduces himself as Harry’s boyfriend then. 

One time he joked that Harry’s his family… as in Ronald Bilius Potter in front of Seamus and Dean when they met at Prague. Harry would forever deny he fainted at that one and Ron would not use that joke again unless he wants to face the wrath of his guilt if Harry injured himself.

They held hands in public a lot mostly because Ron had a tendency to stare at something too long and Harry still walks fast. Harry ended up dragging Ron to places Hermione planned for them while she’s in Australia.

Ron like taking pictures of the place they visited, Harry’s pictures, and sometimes his selfies.

Harry always takes a picture of Ron and their holding hands before spanning it to the scenery as a sentimental picture that they are both there, that Ron is really there with him. When the pictures are developed he loves the way they capture what he wanted to preserve.

Both of them sending countless letters and pictures to the Weasleys and Hermione. They also check up on the people of Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, and Shacklebolt. The two of them spam their friends and loved ones with postcards too.

Ron and Harry met up with Neville, Ginny and Luna at Sweden because the three are also at their own Europe Trip Magizoologist and Herbologist Style. All of them saw and documented the Crumple Horned Snorkack then celebrated for Luna’s successful future article.

The five of them traveled to Romania and volunteered at Charlie’s dragon reserve. They had so much fun with the baby and pygmy dragons, not so much with dragon dung. They also want to meet up with Hermione but she’s ‘busy’ at Australia for some reason.

In a weird impulsive decision, Harry and Ron extended their Europe Trip to Asia Trip.

Ron loves China, Japan, and Korea’s same sex skinships he adopted them with Harry.

Ron lengthens his scarf so the both of them would share his scarf and people would not bat an eye about it muggle or wizard folk alike.

They still held hands but interlaced.

Ron kisses Harry’s head and forehead at least once a day since they start their Asian Trip regardless of it being public or private.

Harry reciprocates by kissing Ron’s knuckles, he sighed in relief the first time he did it on public and wishes he had done it sooner because Ron’s smile is just… priceless.

Ron developed a habit of hugging Harry whether it’s a one-armed hug or his embrace around Harry’s shoulders he’ll do it when he felt like it. Which happens everyday.

When Ron drunkenly confessed he likes people hugging him around the waist cause he feels safe and a good kind of small Harry caught Ron’s hugging virus. It manifests as either an arm around Ron’s waist or a back hug whenever he felt like it.

Their pictures now consists of fireworks and holding hands, playful back hugs and cherry blossoms dyeing the atmosphere in soft pink, feeding deer herds on sacred temples while sharing one scarf and teenage dreams.

And with lighter spirits and new understanding with each other they return home after this healing journey.

P.S. I don’t care if they’re platonic soulmates as best friends or evolved to soft ride or die boyfriends I want this fic please. Thanks in advance.

Seamus: So, I’ve got red hair, blue eyes, and a long nose. Am I… Ron?
Harry: NO, YOU ARE NOT! RON WEASLEY IS THE BEST AND YOU’D BE HONOURED TO ACHIEVE ONE PERCENT OF HIS GREATNESS!
Ron: Harry, I appreciate your support, but we’re just playing ‘Guess who’…

Harry, Introducing Ginny: That’s my wife. She’s got six siblings, so she’s always trying to prove that she’s tough.
[Earlier]
Ron: Careful, that stuff’s pretty hot
Ginny: Oh is it? Hmm? [Pours entire hot sauce bottle on her sandwich]

dontbearuiner:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

Fuck I need it.

Weird crushes I had as a teenager;

  • Several companions from classic ‘Doctor Who’
  • A female actor on ‘Neighbours’
  • The actor who played the milk-woman on ‘Open All Hours’
  • Several of the companions from modern ‘Doctor Who’
  • At least three YouTubers I followed at the time
  • Several newsreaders and weather-correspondents 
  • The singer from an indie band

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burgundydahlia:

headcanonsandmore:

burgundydahlia:

Why, hello, nonny 🙂 Thank you for the ask and apologies for taking so long to respond!

1. What’s your OTP in your fandom(s)? What do you love about them? 

I answered this here, but in short, it’s really just Romione. They are my children and my life source and I will go down with SS The Good Ship any time, any day. 

10. What are some of your favorite tropes?

I am complete and utter trash for a good romantic trope. Many of them I try to include in my stories, such as friends to lovers, almost kissing but being interrupted at the last minute, characters who literally put themselves in harms way in order to protect the ones they love, characters who finally confess their feelings and then their partner is so overwhelmed by it, they launch themselves at them and kiss them, mirrored moments, a.k.a when something happens in a scene at the beginning of a story and then pops up again in a slightly altered manner later in the story, (aka foreshadowing lol), etc.

Seriously? Give me all the mushy romantic tropes. Just, straight up, “THEY WERE ROOMMATES WITH ONE BED WHO WERE PRETENDING TO DATE!!!!” 

11. What are some of your favorite things about your fandom(s)?

That it’s still as active, if not more so, then when I first joined years and years ago. That it creates a bond between people who would otherwise be strangers from different walks of life and creates this wonderful community of people who are passionate about the same thing. That it inspires so much incredible creativity from people, be it actors who RP, artists who draw or make mood boards or character boards, or writers who write stories whether they be epic, 100,000+ word stories or short and silly drabbles based on prompts from Tumblr.

HP and the fandom has some parts that can be less than savory at times, but for the most part, it’s a blessing and a haven and I feel so unbelievably grateful I’m a part of it

I kinda want to write a Romione fic that has all those tropes together, now. 

@headcanonsandmore DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTT

@burgundydahlia Added it to my to-write list. I’ll tag you when I post it. 

Sometimes the way you talk about Emma comes off as misogynistic. It seems as though you dislike her *as a person* because she didn’t play a role in the way *you* wanted her to. I think it’s something to be aware of, particularly the language you use when you describe your dislike of her. Be careful.

Gosh, you’ve given me a lot to think about. Obviously, I never intended to talk about her in that way, but I apologise if it comes across like that. 

My issues with Emma Watson are as an actor and by the way she treats other people around her. I don’t think that I dislike her because she doesn’t play a role the way I want, but I apologise again if it’s coming across that way, and I will try to do better in future. 

I will be more careful in future, as I am currently trying to unlearn misogynistic behaviour that were ingrained in me by the patriarchy. I apologise if any of my followers feel that I’m being misogynistic in my blogs posts about Emma Watson. 

Thank you for the ask, anon.