luna: cornelius fudge has his own army of heliopaths, aurors are part of a conspiracy involving dark magic and gum disease, rufus scrimgeour is a vampire, and sirius black is actually stubby boardman, the lead singer of a band called the hobgobglins,
I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH FATPHOBES EVERY FUCKING DAY.
This beautifully illustrates the abusive tactic of using the “thats just how I am” tactic, and the abusive lie of “just being honest”.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and I’ve found that Printing out this comic, stapling it into a little book and leaving it in “gift bags” (Be sure to inculde something genuinely nice, like the remaining Zucchini bread) for visiting relatives of dubious social graces made thanksgiving go a whole lot easier.
petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half
that’s funny because i’d say the same thing about harry and hermione in the movies … either way, someone (cough everyone) involved with making these movies didn’t like ginny and it’s a fucking CRIME
I wouldn’t mind Luna x Harry as endgame, since their personalities mesh pretty well (which I could never say about H*rmione, but I digress). However, I still think the films should have made more effort with Ginny x Harry, even if it was just for adaptation-sake. Bonnie and Dan should have been given the opportunity to make the pairing seem more built-up (just look at the improvised-on-set kiss between them in DH2, which Dan suggested and Bonnie agreed to).
But apparently a certain screen-writer didn’t like the Weasley family for some reason…
What the world sees Harry Potter as: A somewhat bland protagonist. A little serious, and
without much of a sense of humour. Why didn’t he end up with Hermione? And why
did he keep Ron around?
What Harry actually is: A complete sass-master and sarcastic joker.
Hot-headed and brash, with a fierce protectiveness over the people he cares
about. Treats Hermione as his big sister, and finds her really annoying most of
the time. Wouldn’t be able to function without his best mate and platonic life-partner
Ronald Bilius Weasley. Will probably curse you if you diss Ron. NO-ONE disses his wheezy.
What the world sees Hermione Granger as: Bad-ass female role model, and a literal genius. Incredibly
beautiful, brilliant at all forms of magic, and almost perfect in every way.
Literally the reason why Harry survived everything throughout the series. Why
did she settle for Ron?
What Hermione actually is: A vindictive know-it-all, but has a heart-of-gold
and loves her friends deeply. Is jealous, emotionally insensitive, and has
trouble socialising. While responsible for the book-smarts, she is also prone
to ignoring small but important details that are important in the wider
picture. Will start fist-fights with anyone who dares besmirch the name of the love of her life, Ron Weasley.
What the world sees Ron as: The sidekick and comic-relief of the trio. Eats a
lot, and makes Hermione cry. Makes a lot of dumb jokes and silly faces. Not a
brilliant friend, by most accounts. Emotional range of a teaspoon. How did he
land such a great girl as Hermione?
What Ron actually is: The heart and
soul of the golden trio. Completely irreplaceable to both Harry and
Hermione. A literal cinnamon roll that deserves the world. Quite possibly the
funniest and wittiest person you will ever meet. Has the best and healthiest
emotional range of the trio. A flawed but solidly good individual who made
mistakes, but always came through for his friends in the end. Has the best
character arc of the three protagonists, and a great example of a person rising
above their flaws and self-doubts. Never thought he was good enough for
anything, but eventually developed his own self-confidence. The perfect match for Hermione in every way;
the yin to her yang, the calm to her intensity, the water to her fire, and a
person so wonderful Hermione can’t
believe her luck that she ended up with him.
Although OP and I don’t share the same opinion, I love their passion.~ That’s one of the great things about the internet: fandoms can easily interact and share their opinions with each other. Please check out their blog!
Awww, thank you @i-n-tea-j; I’m glad you like my content! Sorry that we got off on the wrong foot.
I’m gonna be honest with you; I’ve having a difficult time reading fanfics where a British character willingly drinks iced tea.
Magic, I can handle. But that’s just going beyond my suspension of disbelief.
Is that just me, or do most Brits find this hard to believe?
But iced tea is fantastic!
You british don’t know what you are losing here
Ps: just joking, everyone has different tastes
Why would I want to drink cold tea? That makes no sense; tea tastes best when it’s freshly brewed. 🙂
You’ve never lived in the tropics for an extended period of time right?! WHY would you drink hot tea if you want hot tea it’s usually 43° average out just keep the water outside it’ll boil
Yeah…. I’m British, so….
I consider 20 degrees Celsius to be ‘warm’. Most of the year, if I’m outside, I’m having to wear at least a thick jacket. Hot tea is just a fact of life.
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