Anti-romiones be like ‘Ron isn’t school-oriented enough to be with Hermione’,like yes Melissa,because Hermione cares about whether someone is a good person or not,not how many books they read,unlike your shallow ass
Speaking of Instagram captions… Did you really ask Rupert Grint to fuck you?!
Yes! Well, it’s not like I asked him. I wasn’t face to face with him! I was going my comedy bit, my stand up material on stage, and I knew he was in the audience. So I put it out as an open invitation.
What was he like?
He was one of the nicest people ever. They brought him back and we had pictures with us. I thought he’d have the pictures then leave – instead he ended up hanging out with us for an hour-and-a-half backstage. We had drinks and talked. His girlfriend was there. She loved that I asked him to fuck me! Sharon Needles asked him for money. It was a great night!
Okey, so. I honestly think I have a crush on Luna Lovegood! She’s so quirky, smart and adorable! And whenever I read/watch her I get a warm feeling in me. Or maybe that’s just how she’s portrayed? Either way I love Luna!
Luna Lovegood is awesome, so I don’t blame anyone for fancying her. Also, she’s played by Evanna ‘most gorgeous woman on the planet’ Lynch, so it’s kind-of a no-brainer to fancy her.
I would have been happy with Fantastic Beasts if it was just a five-part mockumentary series of Newt compiling his textbook and meeting interesting magical creatures.
I would have been happier with fantastic breasts if it was just a five part mockumentary series of need compiling his textbook and being interesting magical creatures
Fantastic….breasts?……
I think that might be the x-rated edition.
Absolutely fantastic. I couldn’t have fucked up better if I had tried. Well done sir. Thank you for pointing out this magnificent fuck up. Made my day
I’m…sorry?….
(Honest to goodness, I thought you were just re-wording the post with funny words for comedic purposes. I’m so sorry; I’m didn’t mean to call you out like that)
Nononono I genuinely thought it was hilarious I wasn’t being sarcastic. I was calling myself out 😂😂😂😂. My typo was amazingly hilarious lol 😂
Okay, that’s a relief, I was worried I’d upset you. And (I’ve got to admit) it was pretty funny looking back over this post.
I like the freeze frame at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban!! Harry finally gets a carefree joyful moment!!
Well, I suppose the films had to make up for the fact that they took away most of his time spent just hanging out with Ron. If you’re gonna break up the BROTP to end all BROTPs, you’re gonna miss out on a lot of carefree joyful moments…