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harrypotterconfessions:

If you hate Peter Pettigrew for betraying the Potters, you should also hate: A) Molly Weasley for betraying the order by killing Bellatrix; B) Ron Weasley for betraying Harry and Hermione in Goblet of fire and Deathly Hallows C) Snape for betraying/killing Dumbledore D) The Malfoys for betraying Lord Voldemort in the final battle of Hogwarts E) Sirius Black for betraying Lupin during the Werewolf incident. Peter Pettigrew is not that bad, you all just hate him because he’s ugly

This is just a cacophony of confusion. Many of these aren’t even full-on betrayals. How is Molly Weasley killing Bellatrix Lestrange a ‘betrayal’ of the Order of the Phoenix? How is Ron having his insecurities played with by a piece of Voldemort’s soul  and returning as soon as he could a ‘betrayal’ of Harry and Hermione? How is Snape killing Dumbledore a ‘betrayal’ when it was organised between them? 

Just for the record, I don’t like Peter Pettigrew because he sold out his friends to save his own skin. Harry is an orphan because of Pettigrew’s actions; he’s the reason Harry never knew a real home until he met the Weasleys. 

bemusedlybespectacled:

bemusedlybespectacled:

so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

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whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

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oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

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do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

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oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

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FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

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#i stayed in a swanky chicago hotel #because that’s where the psych conference was #and i got a discount and it was reimbursed by my school #and i had an amused gander over their room service menu #one banana – sliced – was $8 #i could’ve brought 16 pounds of bananas with me for $8 (via @schwarzwaelder-kirschtorte

I can’t believe you ACTUALLY encountered an almost $10 banana holy fuck

voldy-morts:

do you ever think about how Alice and Lily were pregnant at the same time and since knew each other because of the Order they probably swapped pregnancy tips (and pregnancy horror stories) and picked out baby clothes and read parenting books and talked about names for the baby? do you ever think about how James and Frank bonded over how excited and nervous they both were to be new fathers and talked about what books they would read to the baby and how they just couldn’t wait to meet their new child? do you ever think about how Harry and Neville could have grown up together, having dual birthday parties and play dates and being as close as brothers, but instead when Harry and Neville boarded the Hogwarts Express for the very first time, their childhoods tainted with abuse and tragedy, they were nothing but strangers

Well, I didn’t need my heart today….

accio-shitpost:

so, in the harry potter books, we know that harry’s neighbour is a squib called mrs figg, but there never seems to be any mention of a mr figg. so i propose a theory. harry is faceblind and there are two mrs figgs

evidence for this theory:

  • harry is incredibly unobservant
  • they own lots of cats
  • she’s on good terms with dumbledore, another Known Gay™
  • she has absolutely ZERO problem with straight-up lying to the government

chochangsraven:

Perciver headcanons

  • Oliver comforts Percy when they write an exam tomorrow
  • He also tries to teach Percy how to fly on a broom (because Percy is afraid of flying since he once fell down)
  • They ALWAYS fight
  • They sometimes sleep in one bed because Percy has got nightmares since their second year
  • Percy writes poems about and for Oliver
  • He’s also a freaking talented artist and loves to draw
  • Percy gives Oliver his notes after class when Oliver falls asleep because Quidditch practice ™
  • Percy studies with him and always keeps patient if Oliver doesn’t understand something
  • And Oliver only survived the seven years because Percy helped him
  • After a fight, Oliver hides Percy’s glasses in the next morning because Percy is blind af without it
  • Oliver protects Percy from Fred and George’s pranks and jokes
  • “Percy Weasley is a dickhe–” “SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOW.” (McGonagall in the background “10 points from Gryffindor, Wood! You can shout at the quidditch field like this”)

queerqueenoftears:

Ron x Luna x Harry is so good and y’all sleep on it so hard!!

Ron and Harry are such soft boyfriends they’re always there for each other and just care so much about each other

Luna and Harry have such a deep personal connection and they just understand each other so well

Ron and Luna were lowkey cute af in the books with Luna’s crush on Ron and Luna slowly growing on him I mean they deserved at least some spotlight

I need you guys to stop ignoring the possibilities for RonLunArry