acciocuteboysplease:

Out of the trio ,Hermione would be the worst at keeping secrets (when she knows something she just HAS to say it)

Harry: hi

Hermione : ok fine we’re throWING YOU A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

Ron: merlin’s saggy leFT TESTICLE HERMIONE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Hermione : I DON’T KNOW IM SORRY

Ron :

Harry :

Hermione : RON , HARRY BROKE YOUR EXPENSIVE CHESS SET

Harry: HERMIONE STOP

acciocuteboysplease:

I, accio cute boys please, have made a mistake

Soooooo i always say this but i just have a lot of guy friends ok ? And some of them happen to be cute ok? And sometimes i get a crush on them that lasts like one to two weeks max ok?

So anyways i was having this long heartfelt conversations with one of my friends and he was all “no girl will ever like me” and my big stupid mouth decided to tell him that i had a crush on him when we first met (which is four years ago) for like a month (which is a long time for me) and now his ego is like THIS BIG and he’s teasing me and he tells everyone we meet about it and im just growing tired of punching him in the arm and what is happening ??shdhshshag

I have a similar situation with my female friends; I have a lot of them, and I tend to have brief crushes on them at first. Although I’ve never told any of them, I can understand your irritation. Maybe it’s such a novelty for him that he can’t help but get an ego-boost out of it? Or maybe he had a crush on you too at first, and is really happy that you saw him that way?