girl-of-braids:

but think about it

aro!ace!Charlie trying to explain to mrs. Weasley that there’s never gonna be a girl for him, and he doesn’t need someone to take care out him while he’s out on the reserves. 

aro!ace!Charlie being shocked and accidentally shouting no really loud when mrs. Weasley asks about him bringing home a guy then, if he’s not into girls, it’s fine by her, and charlie turning as red as his hair because the rest of the family heard his shout and now they’re staring at him. 

aro!ace!Charlie finally getting it through mrs. Weasley’s head that he’s fine with no romantic partner, and she accepts it because she’s got plenty of grandkids now between her five other children. 

aro!ace!Charlie growing too old to keep working with the dragons on the reserves now that his joints are stiff and creaky, and his reaction times are slower, so he buys himself a cottage near where Bill and Fleur live, and writing a book on dragons that Hagrid ends up using for his Care of Magical Creatures Class, and becomes a famous author because of that book. 

nonbinaryteddy:

asexual charlie weasley growing up in a household that’s full of love obvs but i mean you have 6 teenage boys running around and ideas of traditional masculinity are prevalent and you start to accept them subconsciously y’know

and charlie’s the second oldest and he looks up to bill b/c bill’s cool as frick man bill’s a quidditch star bill’s a prefect bill’s got cool long hair and charlie wouldn’t /admit/ it but yeah he tried to grow his out like that but it looked weird w/ his facial structure but charlie looks up to his big brother So Much and tries to be as good as he is, as good a student as good a wizard and as good a son 

and he can do that and he’s happy doing that but bill starts dating and brings his girlfriends and boyfriends around the burrow during the summer and charlie starts dating a couple years later ‘cause that’s when bill did and bill’s told him Stories, brother stories about second base and tongues and charlie tries to recreate those but he’s just??? not into it???? it squicks him out sometimes and bores him other times but he just. doesn’t wanna. and he figures he’s just a late bloomer so he gives it a couple years but he still just doesn’t have any interest in going there and it seems normal until the twins start having girlfriends and lee jordon around and percy’s kissed at least one girl, charlie knows because perce asked if he did it right and damn son when you’re younger brothers are more into sex than you what’s up w/ that

and it worries him kind of because molly’s always talked about grandkids and planning weddings one day and “what will your wife think about you wrangling dragons young man” and he knows she loves him he Knows that but he doesn’t think that this is what she has in mind

but he tells bill because that’s what he always does and bill just leans his chair back and stretches his legs and blows a strand of hair out of his face and grins and says hey dragons are more exciting than sex anyway, and charlie smiles and slowly molly learns to stop herself before asking when he’ll give her grandchildren and the twins don’t tease him about getting laid and he adores his job and his family and he’s okay, really, it’s all fine 

tipsymaple:

Here are my Harry Potter sexuality headcanons because no one asked

  • Harry is bi with a strong leaning towards girls
  • Ron is ??? like he thinks he’s straight but hes had some very intense though short lived crushes on boys before (*cough* Krum *cough)
  • Hermione is demisexual
  • Luna is an ethereal being of pure light she has neither sexuality or gender
  • Ginny is hardcore bi, also a trans girl. She is a goddess. 
  • Remus is pansexual.
  • Sirius is gay. 
  • Draco is INCREDIBLY gay.
  • Charlie Weasley is ace and aromantic. 
  • Bill and Fleur are both bisexual. And they destroy anyone who discredits this due to their marriage.  

charlie weasley

firagaproductions:

– adhd charlie weasley though

– adhd charlie weasley aged 6 who runs constantly and is outside constantly and who talks very fast for a boy his age who trips over his words and has forgotten what he was going to say

– charlie weasley who tries to keep everything as a pet

– “chaRLIE WEASLEY GET THAT BEAST OUT OF THIS HOUSE”

– it’s a scream from molly that happens weekly

– charlie weasley making it to hogwarts and sitting in his first classes and “chaRLIE WEASLEY STOP THAT FIDGETING THIS INSTANT”

– “sorry professor mcgonagall”

– its a conversation that happens daily

– 11 yo charlie weasley with doodles all over his transfiguration homework and ink splots all over his charms notes and who completely forgot there was potions homework due today and who is so overwhelmed with all the due dates and the homework and he cannot keep track of it all

– bill giving his little brother a homework planner for his 12th birthday that talks to him and reminds him of homework due and of that quiz in DADA next week and charlie feels less like he’s drowning

– except that he doesn’t always remember to write the assignments down but bless him he tries

– in his second year mcgonagall noticing how much additional trouble charlie has with sitting and listening and note taking and really most school related things

– mcgonagall convincing him to sign up for the quidditch team, hoping maybe the sport will help deplete his extra energy

– hyperfocused charlie weasley becoming one of the best seekers gryffindor quidditch had ever seen

– third year charlie weasley attending his first care of magical creatures class

– adhd charlie weasley who is attending the very first class he’s ever been interested in and knowing for the first time what it feels like to pay attention in class

– molly weasley’s motherly chastisements toward him to pay as much attention and hard work to all his other classes as he does in care of magical creatures

– 4th year charlie weasley turning in more of his homework on time than ever in years prior

– 4th year charlie weasley bringing extra paper to his classes specifically for doodling and fidgeting so as not to mark all his notes unreadable

– 4th year charlie weasley knowing something is broken in his focus ability but setting his mind to working with it not against it

– 5th year charlie weasley getting pestered by his older brother about girls and dating

– 5th year charlie weasley still forgotten what he was going to say

– charlie weasley becoming quidditch captain and now school is getting harder again because one minute he’s taking notes then suddenly he’s drafted 3 new quidditch plays and now class is over and it’s fucking owls year and how is he supposed to pass his owls like this

– charlie weasley befriending nymphadora tonks during 5th year after she trips over a suit of armor and toppling into him sending them both sprawling on the floor

– tonks and charlie both talking entirely too fast and talking over each other and interrupting each other constantly

– tonks confiding to charlie over the summer that she’s afraid to go back to school because she’s never been able to focus or sit still or keep herself from daydreaming in class and it’s scary because she wants to be an auror so bad but her marks are so hard to keep up

– charlie confiding to tonks that he goes through the same thing and that they can help each other

– charlie weasley being pestered by his dormmates about when he’s gonna shag tonks

– charlie weasley realizing in 6th year that something else is broken in him because he can’t learn properly, he can’t stay still, and he doesn’t see the point in sex and dating like all his other friends

– asexual charlie weasley sleeping in the common room when his dorm mare has a girl upstairs because even the idea of sex is kind of gross to him

– aromantic charlie weasley taking tonks to hogsmeade on valentines day just to get his friends off his back about getting a date, and demiromantic nymphadora tonks completely understanding

– adhd charlie weasley graduating school much to his own surprise

– charlie weasley landing a job in romania with dragons

– charlie weasley living everything he’s dreamed of since he was small

– charlie weasley learning over the years that he is not broken, he is whole and complete

– charlie writing letters to his best friend tonks from romania telling her all about the cool dragon he discovered and asking about auror training and letting her know that she’s not the only one like her

– adhd aro/ace charlie weasley being a friend to everyone he meets

– adventurous, friendly, good-humoured, athletic, dragon keeper charlie weasley

– his hyper focus coming in handy when he really needs to pay attention to this fire breathing dragon aiming for his broom

– his excessive energy being an asset when he has to chase down the baby dragon who thought it was old enough to fly away to a muggle romanian town

– adhd charlie weasley using his disability for him and not against him