So today in my Harry Potter University Seminar we learned, that out of 50 people none of them saw Harry, the actual protagonist of the Books, as a favourite character. The Leading characters were:
1. Ron Weasley
2. Hermione Granger
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Dobby
wait do you mean
you have a fucking
HARRY POTTER UNIVERSITY SEMINAR???
Ron Weasley is #1? Ron is not below people like Snape and Malfoy?
Hm. I guess I’ve been underestimating the Harry Potter fandom. It isn’t as bad as I thought it was.
I WANT TO GO TO YOUR UNIVERSITY IMMEDIATELY AND GIVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED RON A BIG OL’ SMOOCHIE
i LOVE fandom “who would win in a fight” like, darth vader vs neo, or gandalf vs spider-man, or dobby the house elf vs a piece of fucking CUTLERY, JOANNE
“He did not know or care whether they were wizards or Muggles, friends or foes; all he cared about was that a dark stain was spreading across Dobby’s front, and that he had stretched out his thin arms to Harry with a look of supplication. Harry caught him and laid him sideways on the cool grass.
“Dobby, no, don’t die, don’t die -”
The elf’s eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words.
“Harry…Potter…”
And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see.”
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