okay so I love linny & I’m starting to get into drarry but I also like druna & hinny & drinny & lunarry so do you happen to have any headcanons about the 4 of them in a polyamorous relationship?

Hmmm. Well, I don’t really ship Draco x Luna (I always thought they were
related, but maybe I just thought that because of the hair colour), but I’ll
see what I can do. And I can hardly not
do
Drinny headcanons (otherwise @weasleyismyking540 will have my guts for
garters).

(For the purposes of this, Draco Malfoy is effectively a nice bloke with
Draco’s name and appearance. Canon!Draco is a jerk, and I don’t want him
anywhere near the other three in a romantic setting)


Harry and Ginny, of course, were dating. That was fine; they were in
love, after all.

Then Luna Lovegood entered the picture. Well, that wasn’t strictly true.
She had always been there, after all. She’d been Ginny’s friend for ages, even
before she met Harry. Ginny had always been close with her. Ginny had always
insisted to herself that Luna was just a friend, but her arguments always
sounded half-baked. As if she couldn’t quite believe it herself.

Not only that, but Ginny was also very much in love with Harry. But
Harry could tell that Ginny and Luna had something going on beneath the
surface. In the way they looked at each other. He could tell because the same
thing happened whenever he and Luna looked at each-other.

To complicate matters, Draco Malfoy then appeared. He was there, with
that blonde hair, and those intense eyes. Good-looking and he knew it. Harry,
Luna and Ginny all knew it.

Draco was cool as a cucumber. Except when he was around Harry, Ginny and
Luna, of course. The bloke would blush like a tomato. Trip over air. Needless
to say, it was entertaining to watch.

Eventually, Ron and Hermione had to lock the four of them into a room.
Four hours later, the foursome emerged as a poly relationship.

The four of them eventually brought a house nearby Ottery St Catchpole
(Harry, Ginny and Luna wanted to be near their families, and Draco wanted to be
away from his family, so it was perfect).

They had to magically extent the bedroom so that they could fit in a bed
big enough for all four of them to sleep in (Luna suggested bunk beds, but the
others managed to talk her out of him).

Luna had to implement a ‘no more than one in the shower at any given
time’ rule, because the resulting… “events” made them all late for work.

On rainy days, they all snuggle up together on the sofa and watch muggle
movies. Usually rom-coms (Harry takes great delight in seeing the other three
react to them).

All of them are of the opinion that the other three are better looking
than they are (yes, even Draco thinks this).

Their bed once broke during a particularly… enjoyable date night, resulting in a not-very-impressed Ron and a
very-embarrassed Hermione having to magically re-structure and strengthen it
the next day.

Sometimes, Harry and Ginny can’t tell whether it’s Luna or Draco’s hair
stuck in the shower (it’s usually Draco, funnily enough).

Luna works from home (doing artwork), Ginny works for the Harpies, Harry
is a teacher at Hogwarts, and Draco a columnist for ‘Witch Weekly’.

Harry, Luna and Draco always cheer Ginny on during her matches, wearing
dorky t-shirts saying ‘our girlfriend is amazing!’.

Luna, Harry and Ginny always compile Draco’s columns. He blushes
everytime he sees them cutting said-column out of the paper.

Ginny, Harry and Draco have all posed for Luna at some point. And before
you ask, yes they have done life
modelling for her, but that’s really no-one’s business but theirs.

Draco, Luna and Ginny often turn up announced in Harry’s study at
Hogwarts with a picnic. It’s not uncommon for students to see the four of them
sat out on the front lawns in the nicer months of the year.

Ginny likes it when the others kiss her neck.

Luna likes cuddling the others.

Draco likes snogging the others.

Harry likes putting his head in the others laps.


Thanks for the ask, @whatifdestiel! Hope you like these! (Sorry it took so long for me to respond)

queenofthyme:

My head cannon is a drunk Draco Malfoy challenging Harry Potter to a “duel” in his Slytherin dorm and Harry Potter (much to a naked Draco Malfoy’s complete surprise and embarrassment) showing up ready for a real fight, with Ron Weasley in tow as his second.

Not a Drarry shipper, but this is hilarious. Also, can you imagine Ron’s reaction? 

Ron: 

headcanonsandmore:

My opinions of HP ships

(Oooh, this is gonna
get me so much hate. Apologies to
anyone who doesn’t agree with me. It’s just my own personal opinions on ships.
I apologise if I leave any ships out.)

Ron x Hermione (Romione): My OTP. The good ship. The greatest and the
mightiest. They complement each other so well, and have such a great build-up (they have a PINING ERA, for goodness’ sake…).
Having said that, I’m definitely more here for Ron than I am for Hermione.
Sometimes, she can be infuriating to read about. But hey, that’s to be expected
when she’s the author’s self-insert. I’m just happy that she makes Ron happy; I
don’t know why she does, but I’m
happy she does nonetheless. I’m grateful that Ronald Bilius Weasley is finally
content; even if it is with the
irritable know-it-all with violent sociopathic tendencies.

Harry x Ginny (Hinny): It’s cool. No real opinion either way. They make
each-other happy, and that’s good enough for me.

Dean x Seamus (Deamus): Does anyone not ship this at least a little? I
think it’s sweet. No problems here.

Luna x Harry (Lunarry/Huna): Quite possibly one of my favourite non-canon ships.
If Harry didn’t end up with Ginny, I would have thought Luna would have been
the best bet. Like Ron and Hermione, they complement each-other so well, and
such a sweet, caring relationship.

Luna x Ginny (Linny): YES! Luna and Ginny would be awesome! I even ship
Harry x Ginny x Luna as a poly relationship (which I call Linuarry).

Luna and Neville (Nuna): I always just saw them as friends, but I have no
real problems with this. It’s cute, and it’s based on mutual respect and love.
No complaints.

Remus x Sirius (Wolfstar): I like it, but it’s such a tragic ship. I once
wrote a fluff fanfic about them, and most of the comments were just ‘I love how
little angst is in this fic compared to other fics about the pair’.  We need more fluffy goodness about these two.

Remus x Nymphadora Tonks (Ronks): I like this pairing. They work well off each-other.
But, like Wolfstar, it’s so tragic and angsty. Also, there’s a shipping war
going on between Ronks fans and Wolfstar fans, which I don’t like. Can we please stop dissing Tonks already?

Hermione x Harry (Harmione/Harmony): Ew. They’re basically brother and sister, and their
personalities don’t mesh well at all. Having said that, on its own, the ship is
fairly harmless (they have a caring canon relationship), but a small minority
of the shippers are incredibly unpleasant. Not to mention the incessant
Weasley-bashing that apparently goes on in this ships fandom. The films didn’t
help.

Harry x Ron (Rarry/Harron): Cute. I’m all for Ron getting some love from people
who care about him. And Harry did consider Ron to be ‘the person he would miss
most’. As long as Hermione and Ginny aren’t bashed, I have no problems with
this ship. I actually really like the idea of Harry falling for Ron in the
post-war period, and then having a poly relationship (but without Harry and
Hermione dating; they both just really fancy Ron).

Hermione
x Ginny (Ginmione):
Not really my cup of tea. Not terrible, but I find it
difficult to split up Ron and Hermione.

Hermione x Viktor Krum (Krumione): Ditto what I said about Ginmione. Expect the age
gap with Krumione is a little creepy.

Fred x Hermione (Fremione): Another ship that is tragic. I imagine that people
who ship this tend to cry a lot. Same opinion that I had with Ginmione; not
terrible in theory, but not my thing.

Hermione x Draco (Dramione): He wished death upon her repeatedly, and treated
her as less of a person based on her heritage. I don’t see how they could
become a couple. I personally think this ship became popular because Emma
Watson had a childhood crush on Tom Felton.

Hermione x Pansy (Pansmione): Why does this
fandom like shipping Hermione with literally everyone else?
Pansy bullied
her repeatedly. So no.

Hermione x Snape (Snamione): This is wrong on so many levels.

Hermione x Tom Riddle (Tomione): What is wrong with this fandom?

Bellatrix Lestrange x Hermione (Bellamione): Seriously, outside of AU settings, how is this not
incredibly disturbing?

Ron x Luna (Lurron/Runa): Finally, a
ship that doesn’t make me want to vomit
. Cute, and Luna probably did have a crush on Ron when she first
met him. I actually think this makes more sense than Ron’s brief relationship
with Lavender. Speaking of which…

Ron x Lavender (Ravender): JK Rowling really didn’t do a good job with this.
Lavender isn’t a bad character per-say, but Rowling definitely made her seem
worse than she actually was just so readers wouldn’t feel that sorry for her
when she and Ron broke up. I’m a Romione shipper, and I still Lavender was
treated unfairly by the author. Also, the way JK Rowling treated her as the
‘other woman’ and coded her as bad-for-being-traditionally-feminine was
seriously messed up. I don’t ship this at all, but I like it in fanfics where
Lavender calls Hermione (and, by extension, JK Rowling) out on her messed-up
behaviour regarding Ron.

Draco x Harry (Drarry): I used to not-mind it. Now, I’m not so keen. Draco
Malfoy’s personality really has to do a 180 before I can accept this anymore.
Also, the whole ‘he’s only mean to you because he likes you’ thing is toxic.

Harry x Severus Snape (Snarry): NO. Just… no.

Draco x Ginny (Drinny): I didn’t even realise this was a thing until @weasleyismyking540 started posting about it. Not really my thing, but no
serious opinion on it.

Draco x Ron (Dron): Again, I don’t like splitting Ron and Hermione up,
but this seems less harmful than Draco x Hermione because Draco didn’t regard
Ron as less-than-human like Draco did with Hermione. Not a big fan.

Poppy Pomfrey x Minerva McGonagall (McPop, as
suggested by @anniemay-af
here): I don’t usually ship Hogwarts staff together, but I
can kinda see this working. And it’s nice to see these two usually-serious
people having a laugh with each-other.

Molly x Arthur (I don’t know the ship name): Yes. Duh. They fit so well together.

James x Lily (Jily): Same again here. I like how their personalities mesh.

Severus Snape x Lily (Snily): How about noooooo…..

Rose x Scorpius (Scorose/Rosius): Seems a bit obvious. Also, the whole ‘Rose in a
stand-in for Hermione, and Scorpius for Draco’ thing really makes me
uncomfortable. And you already know my opinion on Dramione.

Albus x Scorpius (Scorbus): Cute. They’re best friends who fall in love; that’s
a big plus for me.

Thank you to everyone who’s commented thus far! 

@that-one-huffelpuff Thanks! Yeah, I tried to be as non-bashy as possible. It’s not my style to bash shippers of certain ships. 

@ronandhappiness Thanks! Of course you can! Looking forward to seeing it!

8th Year Quidditch Commentary

o0o-chibaken-o0o:

Luna: Ooh, Harry and Draco just completely missed the snitch again! Ron doesn’t seem too happy about that. It’s okay Ron, I’m sure they’ll get together soon and be able to focus on something besides each other’s arses—

McGonagall: MISS LOVEGOOD!

Luna: Sorry, Minerva! But I admit I can see why! I’ve always found Draco’s bottom to be very shapely, and Harry’s has recently become really toned—

McGonagall: I swear to you Miss Lovegood, I WILL replace you if you are incapable of focusing on Quidditch!

Luna: Oh, look! I think Slytherin has just scored. Whatever were you looking over here for, Ron? Anyway, Harry and Draco must both have a case of the Woomplies because just look at that tension! Come on, kiss him, Harry!

McGonagall: This is NOT a platform for you to make up some complete nonsense about— Oh, good lord.

Luna: Oh!! And it was actually Draco who went in for the kiss! That was a surprise! Harry seems quite excited about it though. Wow, they really are quite lovely together, don’t you all think? Of course, Ginny is the loveliest player of all, but since this commentary is meant to target the interests of the entire student body, I will avoid discussing my girlfriend’s beautiful, firm—

McGonagall: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, MISS LOVEGOOD!

Luna: Ooh, look! Slytherin have scored three more goals! Ronald seems very distracted. It’s okay, Ron! I’m sure there will always be a place for you in Harry’s heart!

McGonagall: I need a fucking drink.

[McGonagall invited Ron for a cup of tea (firewhisky for her) in her office. She knew he needed a chance to complain about the ridiculously over-dramatic couples around him who almost cost them the match.]

Ron: How the heck we managed to pull ahead and win the game is beyond me!

Professor McGonagall: Mr Weasley, it might have had something to do with you managing to stop Slytherin scoring any more points. That upside-down save was most impressive. 

Ron: Yeah. Well, I got my head back in the game. I’m not an idiot. Unlike a certain Gryffindor seeker I could mention…

Professor McGonagall: Weasley is our king, indeed. 

Okay so I’m personal a HUGE drarry shipper, I think there dynamic would be amazing and that they would complement each other well but I know that ‘realistically’ there was absolutely no way of the happening in the hp series BUT I also I think that Harry x Luna would’ve been a great pairings with 10x the chemistry of Harry x Ginny. Harry is very hot head and can sometimes be aggressive whereas Luna is very Pacific and calm and they would balance each other out VERY nicely. 2/2 lmao

I don’t really ship Drarry anymore (I kinda lost interest in it after a while, and I find it to be a little too much in the ‘he only bullies you because he likes you’ trope which I have a lot of problems with), but fair play to you. 

Oh yeah, I love the Luna x Harry ship. I don’t mind Harry x Ginny, but I do think Luna and Harry had a more balanced relationship due to their personalities and world-views balancing each-other out. 

I actually quite like the idea of Luna x Harry x Ginny, a poly-ship where they’re all dating each-other. That way, no-one gets left out. 

Thanks for submitting these, by the way. 

danger-pronefitzsimmons:

I really need a Brooklyn Nine Nine style TV show about Harry and Ron’s time at the ministry, with like

  • Hermione fighting for house elf rights etc and being made minister in maybe season 5
  • Harry and Draco slowly falling in love
  • Maybe every few episodes there’s a joke about how attractive Neville got but we NEVER see him
  • An episode where some idiot gets hold of a time turner and only goes back a few hours but shit is still fucked up, many insinuated jokes about the cursed child ensue
  • Ginny shows up in one episode and everyone thinks she’s still with Harry but then at the end Luna shows up and it turns out they’re super gay for each other and it’s beautiful
  • Having to visit Umbridge in Azkaban one time and Harry doing that “annoy her into talking” thing
  • Ron’s also there being the adorable sidekick that’s always eating and is always talking about how great Hermione is and what she’s doing next cause he’s so fuckinh supportive and he just loves her so much
  • When it inevitably ends we get a better version of the 19 years later scene where everyone’s happy and Harry’s kids have normal names

Ron was never a sidekick, but these are awesome. 

ronweasleyisunderrated:

headcanonsandmore:

An AU where Bisexual Harry (The Bi who lived) is constantly flirting outrageously with Ron to force Hermione into action over her crush on the adorably oblivious redhead. 

Harry: Wow, Ron- have you been working out? Your muscles look great today! 

Ron: I haven’t but thanks, mate! I appreciate it!

Harry: (Smirks knowingly at Hermione)

Hermione: (Glaring daggers at Harry from nearby) 

Ron: (Oblivious to everything but now feeling a bit better about himself) 

And Harry keeps this up all the way through their school-years: 

Harry: Your hair looks fantastic today, Ron! 

Ron: Aww, thanks Harry!

Hermione: Will you STOP flirting with him?

Ron: Flirting? What? Harry’s just being nice.

Harry: (trying not to laugh at how angry Hermione is) Yeah, Hermione. I’m just being nice! What, do you have an issue with me complimenting Ron on his hair? Why don’t you try it, Hermione?

Hermione: (turning scarlet) 

Ron: (Confused and bewildered)

Even when Ron and Hermione get married:

Harry: (doing his best-man speech at their wedding) And I’ve gotta say, Hermione, you’re very lucky, because Ron is a bl**dy hunk of gorgeous man!

Hermione: (Groaning whilst facepalming) 

The entirety of the assembled onlookers: (Trying not to laugh)

Ron: (still thinks Harry is just being nice)

THIS is my new favorite thing I need drarry both flirting outrageously with him and ron just being like wow everyone is so nice to me 

And then Draco gets in
on the act. 

Draco:
Ron Weasley, looking good! I don’t normally go for redheads, but I rethinking
my options!

Ron:
Oh, thanks, Draco. How do you mean; ‘going for’? ‘Going for lunch’? But we’re
already at lunch. I suppose we could
go for lunch tomorrow, if you like…

Harry:
(trying not to laugh)

Hermione:
(nails digging into the table as she glares angrily at both Draco and Harry)

Ron: I love hanging around with you guys, you’re all so nice to me nowadays.

Draco, walking into the bathroom whilst Ron is
showering:
Oh, sorry Ron, I didn’t
realise you were in here. Wow, you look great with all the steam rising off
you! Ever thought of modelling?

Ron (only his head, arms and chest visible through
the shower door):
No worries- thanks,
Draco! No, I haven’t, but I appreciate the thought.

Hermione (storming in): STOP DOING THAT, MALFOY! THIS GINGER MAN IS MINE!

Ron, confused:
What the-? What is everyone in here all of a sudden? I’m just trying to have a
wash…

Harry (walking in, giggling like an adolescent): Don’t worry, mate. Any chance to see you looking
this good will always be taken.

Hermione (going red in the face with anger): OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THAT’S IT; EVERYONE WHO
ISN’T DATING RON, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

Ron (still completely oblivious): What is with all
you lot today? ….

Thanks for the idea, @ronweasleyisunderrated! I don’t really write about Drarry anymore, but this was fun. 🙂