Mrs Granger: (entering Hermione’s room) Hello, Hermione dear. The neighbours said you’d brought a handsome redheaded boy back to your room!
Hermione: (struggling to her feet, having just fallen off her bed) IT’S RON, MUM! HE’S MY BEST FRIEND!
Mrs Granger: (raising a hand to her mouth in surprise) Oh, so you’ve seduced your best friend-
Hermione: (turning scarlet) THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL! WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?