pynki:

I don’t understand why JKR hasn’t sued her cousin for impersonating her and ruining both her reputation AND her Book Series.

In my opinion, Rita should have been arrested when she published Jo’s biography on Harry in the muggle world and allowed those god-awful movies to be made.

asklilyevanss:

ghost-of-bambi:

actuallyginnyweasley:

thejilyship:

I just made a ridiculous marauder era prompt(??) generator 

Chaotic Good

Literally everything but the first one could have really happened.

Especially this one

Actually I thought that this one was not random at ALL GO MARLS!!!

These are hilarious! These are the ones I got; 

Dorcas wishes that they could scream into the face of Sirius.

What a strange day! Hestia and Peter are going to go prank Voldemort, despite what Petunia thinks.

Dorcas looked at Peter and said, “You come here often?”

James looked mere in the afternoon sun. That’s when Amos decided they would get them 5 flamingos.

Emmeline is going to get all O’s this term because they are disgusting.

ronandhappiness:

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

#ron and hermione spicing it up in the bedroom

oh my god this post I’ve only seen it in screenshots

*Giggling like an adolescent right now*