I don’t understand why JKR hasn’t sued her cousin for impersonating her and ruining both her reputation AND her Book Series.
In my opinion, Rita should have been arrested when she published Jo’s biography on Harry in the muggle world and allowed those god-awful movies to be made.
it’s second best only to the scene where ron punches draco in the face.
Me: Okay, fanfiction; can I have a slow-burn friends-to-lovers pairing with elements of comedy, mild angst, and lots of pay-off involving domestic fluff?
Fanfiction: Did you mean: “Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger”?
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
i just picture three of the fourteen year old marauders desparately trying to come up with an appropriate nickname because james keeps referring to them as a foursome in public and the rumors are really starting to fly