Harry describes Cho as “a very pretty girl” when they see her at the world cup but all it does is remind me that one chapter earlier he described Cedric as “an extremely handsome boy” like seriously Harry, your bi is showing
Some of these are set in a universe where Voldemort was never born (infertility or another reason). I may include some of these in my (almost) everyone lives AU that I’m currently writing the first chapter to.
Harry Potter– Bisexual and gets very confused when he first sees Cedric in fourth year he gets very distracted (dickstracted) when Cedric walks up to Dumbledore after his name is picked. Plus I got inspired by a post by @headcanonsandmore which said that Bi Harry would totally flirt with Ron without him knowing. So Harry’s compliments would get more and more suggestive until it’s just a common theme to flirt with Ron whenever you see him.
Ron Weasley– Bi-curious but has a strong preference for women, I can imagine that he felt like he was being truly Straight by having a fully formed crush on Viktor Krum and a developing crush on Hermione and no other men. But later on he comes out of his shell once Fred and George leave and stops feeling that way.
Hermione Granger– Straight but an Ally, she knows a few things and i can imagine that she gets concerned about Ron when he starts to show how insecure whenever they talk about boys and she wants to stop Harry’s confusion so she does some research and tries to help Ron. But apart from this she doesn’t really know much about the community apart from a few of the Gryffindors.
An AU where Bisexual Harry (The Bi who lived) is constantly flirting outrageously with Ron to force Hermione into action over her crush on the adorably oblivious redhead.
Harry: Wow, Ron- have you been working out? Your muscles look great today!
Ron: I haven’t but thanks, mate! I appreciate it!
Harry: (Smirks knowingly at Hermione)
Hermione: (Glaring daggers at Harry from nearby)
Ron: (Oblivious to everything but now feeling a bit better about himself)
And Harry keeps this up all the way through their school-years:
Harry: Your hair looks fantastic today, Ron!
Ron: Aww, thanks Harry!
Hermione: Will you STOP flirting with him?
Ron: Flirting? What? Harry’s just being nice.
Harry: (trying not to laugh at how angry Hermione is) Yeah, Hermione. I’m just being nice! What, do you have an issue with me complimenting Ron on his hair? Why don’t you try it, Hermione?
Hermione: (turning scarlet)
Ron: (Confused and bewildered)
Even when Ron and Hermione get married:
Harry: (doing his best-man speech at their wedding) And I’ve gotta say, Hermione, you’re very lucky, because Ron is a bl**dy hunk of gorgeous man!
Hermione: (Groaning whilst facepalming)
The entirety of the assembled onlookers: (Trying not to laugh)
Ron: (still thinks Harry is just being nice)
THIS is my new favorite thing I need drarry both flirting outrageously with him and ron just being like wow everyone is so nice to me
And then Draco gets in
on the act.
Draco:
Ron Weasley, looking good! I don’t normally go for redheads, but I rethinking
my options!
Ron:
Oh, thanks, Draco. How do you mean; ‘going for’? ‘Going for lunch’? But we’re
already at lunch. I suppose we could
go for lunch tomorrow, if you like…
Harry:
(trying not to laugh)
Hermione:
(nails digging into the table as she glares angrily at both Draco and Harry)
Ron: I love hanging around with you guys, you’re all so nice to me nowadays.
Draco, walking into the bathroom whilst Ron is
showering: Oh, sorry Ron, I didn’t
realise you were in here. Wow, you look great with all the steam rising off
you! Ever thought of modelling?
Ron (only his head, arms and chest visible through
the shower door): No worries- thanks,
Draco! No, I haven’t, but I appreciate the thought.
Hermione (storming in): STOP DOING THAT, MALFOY! THIS GINGER MAN IS MINE!
Ron, confused:
What the-? What is everyone in here all of a sudden? I’m just trying to have a
wash…
Harry (walking in, giggling like an adolescent): Don’t worry, mate. Any chance to see you looking
this good will always be taken.
Hermione (going red in the face with anger): OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THAT’S IT; EVERYONE WHO
ISN’T DATING RON, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
Ron (still completely oblivious):What is with all
you lot today? ….
Thanks for the idea, @ronweasleyisunderrated! I don’t really write about Drarry anymore, but this was fun. 🙂
Okay but can you imagine fourth year Harry just feeling these sharp pangs of jealousy in his chest whenever he sees Cho and Cedric near each other, because he knows something’s up. So naturally he figures, ‘I must have a crush on Cho.’ He decides to risk it and asks her to the Yule Ball. When she says no, he’s surprised to find that it doesn’t bother her that much, but then she mentions that someone already asked her. His stomach clenches for some bizarre reason, and he asks who. “Cedric,” she says, and there’s that jealously again. Must be a delayed reaction, right? Of course. He pushes the feeling aside and resignedly asks Parvati to the Ball. She’s beautiful, but he can’t seem to stay focused. His eyes keep sliding over to the nearby pair of Cho and Cedric. Cho is pretty too, but he hardly registers this. He keeps glancing at Cedric, with his wavy brown hair and carefree grin. Harry knew already that Cedric was more muscular than a typical Seeker, but it inexplicably struck him then that the older boy, with his perfectly smooth dress robes and confident posture and that damn /smile/, looked like someone out of a Muggle fairy tale- a prince or a knight. He doesn’t understand what makes him think this any better than he understands the butterflies in his stomach. ‘Must be Cho,’ he thought again. ‘I’m jealous of Cedric. I wish I looked like him.’ But it didn’t feel quite right. He tries not to think about it. A few days later, he’s crossing the bridge with Ron and Hermione when again they cross paths with Cedric. This time, Cho is nowhere to be seen. Harry doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand the pressure in his chest or the way he flushes automatically or the way his eyes automatically flick toward the Hufflepuff’s lips. Cedric leans in close. Too close, Merlin, too close. Harry can feel the faintest wisp of Cedric’s breath on his cheek, and Harry doesn’t understand this crazy urge to lurch forward and do… something. And then, with that godforsaken grin on his face- this time, just for Harry- Cedric says quietly, “You know the Prefect’s bathroom on the third floor? Not a bad place for a bath.” And suddenly, Harry understands perfectly.
My kink is Harry being ridiculously nervous to come out to Ron and Hermione and then when he does they’re both like “Uh, you’re just finding out now? We’ve known since fourth year.”
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