hogwarts is actually the safest place in magical britain, which says more about magical britain than hogwarts
Tag: hogwarts
the slytherin common room is like a palace. the students hold court there, discuss schemes and ambitions and scandals, at home in such a regal setting yet always with a slight edge stemming from the awareness that outside these walls–outside this dignified, fierce, protective slytherin family–there is an ugly, real, vicious world waiting to tear them apart. but no fear; the slytherins will be there with their experience and cunning honed in their very own fortress to glide through the storm, calm and cool and untouched. these students love each other boundlessly, and this is where they prepare each other for the road ahead.
if the slytherins have a palace, then the hufflepuff common room is like a cozy cottage. somehow, the cushions are fluffier, the fireplace warmer, the sofas squishier, and the atmosphere homier than anywhere else the puffs have ever been. they readily welcome all, the ambience of the room bright and cheery and open. you can feel the love and support in that room–the frankness different from the slytherins’ to be sure–not better or worse, just different with its in-your-face bounce. the hufflepuff common room is shelter in a storm, a reprieve from an exhausting journey, a re-charging station brimming with smuggled food and unending comfort.
the ravenclaw common room is like a roman atrium, open, airy, and embracing the sky with all its endless possibilities. it is florence blooming during its renaissance, chock filled with creativity, knowledge, and curiosity, the high turrets mirroring the soaring dreams of the students. here they study, work, and review, but also paint, sing, debate, and experiment. the ravens have no limits, no judgment or boundaries, only acceptance and empathy in shared thirst for wisdom. competition for grades is fierce to be sure, but personal ambition never impedes camaraderie and mutual discovery. books are swapped, new portraits revealed, and essays edited by peers. the ravenclaw room nurtures, growing curiosities, sparking new interests, encouraging deeper understanding.
the gryffindor common room is like an artist’s loft, overflowing with windows and half finished paintings and heart. gryffindors do not hide, or don identities or masks or veils; they are just as transparent and candid and true to themselves inside the tower and out. these lions are brave enough to care, and their ferocious love pervades their home base. like the slytherins, they know the true battle never ends; for the gryffindors, there will always be more justice to pursue, more weak to protect, more fights to be won. red is fierce, fiery, bold, burning bright and everlasting, the color of vanquished enemies and flowing sunrises and sunsets. this gallery holds a striking portrait of courage, of opening up to the possibility of wounds willingly, an arsenal of strength for the brutal, pounding battle ahead.
and the great hall–why, the great hall is where all these stunning qualities meet, in a glorious clash of colors, vibrant and unforgettable, melding together to form a place of unity, a haven for all–hogwarts.
441. Gryffindors are those students that are experts in convincing the teacher to let them watch a film instead of actually doing any work
Gryffindors convince the teacher to show a film.
Ravenclaws ask tangentially-related questions that are too interesting not to answer.
Slytherins can actually pull off the prank glasses that look like open eyes so they get away with sleeping in class.
Hufflepuffs just want to get on with class–you guys do understand we have to actually know this stuff, right?
Okay, but seriously, why doesn’t Hogwarts give the career pamphlets to the second-years, when they’re choosing their electives? I mean… nothing?
Maybe more kids would take Arithmancy if you told them you needed it to become a Curse-Breaker.
I think you’re asking too much of the school that employed Gilderoy Lockhart for an entire year. At this point, it’s a blimmin’ miracle the wizarding world doesn’t have a labour shortage.
The most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter universe is that there is no need for further education after high school in order to get a good job.
Well, it’s not really “high school”. It’s actually more similar to British secondary schools, which usually start at 11 and end at 16/17 (although high schools do exist in the UK)
What do the Hogwarts bathrooms look like?
Have you noticed,that in all the seven books of the Harry Potter saga,not once is there a mention of the characters taking a bath,except the time Harry used the Prefect’s bathroom in Book 4?
What do the non-prefect bathrooms look like?
Do they have stalls,with dragon faced shower heads and taps and dragon hide bathmats?Or does each house have a different kind?Say,Gryffindor’s bath could look like a hot,bubbling volcanic lake,Ravenclaw’s like a quiet spring in a mountain forest,Slytherin’s could be a pool in a dark,subterranean cavern and Hufflepuff’s could resemble the sea with foam and waves and sand?
I WANNA KNOW
These are the big questions.
Okay, so it’s September 1st.
It’s a Saturday.
All the kids are gonna be at Hogwarts tomorrow just hanging out, waiting for school to start Monday.
Just… from a school administration perspective… does that really make sense?
(I realize this is a school that had a giant f***-off murder snake in the basement for 1000 years and makes its faculty hiring decisions based on the headmaster’s random whims, but this is the one that bugs me.)
I never understood that about the books. Harry went to Hogwarts for six years, surely there must have been at least one year where there was a day off before lessons started.
Map of Hogwarts drawn by J.K. Rowling.
been thinking about school uniform robes
(also don’t you just hate it how the goblet of fire movie made it look like beauxbatons is an all-girls school and durmstrang is an all-boys one)



