ginny’s been nice, though. she stopped two boys in our transfiguration class calling me ‘loony’ the other day.
Harry: So, we’re both going to marry Weasleys.
Hermione: I call dips on Ron.
Harry: OH, COME ON! LET A BLOKE HAVE HIS WHEEZY!
Luna: You know, women are a lot like spaghetti.
Ginny: You mean; straight until they get wet?
Luna: No…
Ginny: They taste great when you eat them?
Luna: No; what are you talking about? It’s because women are pretty and comforting.
Ron: (groaning) Ginny, please stop dirtying the mind of your innocent girlfriend…
there will always be guys like potter, who quench the flame like it’s a game with drops of water. he’ll never ever think her perfect as you thought her 🎶🎵
There’s an alternative universe out there where Fleur’s Veela powers effected women rather than men, leading to several very awkward conversations between Hermione and Ron during fourth year.
Okay. Interesting discussion question, actually.
So, veela powers. I generally see it assumed that they function based on who the target is attracted to–so if you’re attracted to women, veelas and veela-descended women affect you, and if you’re attracted to men, veela-descended men affect you.
What if it’s based on who the veela is attracted to, instead?
So the reason Fleur only affects the boys is because Fleur is straight. The reason that only the dudes at the World Cup were affected wasn’t a lack of lesbians in the crowd, it was a lack of lesbians among the mascots?
That would… honestly make a lot more sense from the veela’s point of view. If you’re a magical creature that makes your living magically seducing humans, obviously the humans’ preference in the matter doesn’t matter that much to you.
(It could also create a considerably entertaining flustering for Hermione in the GoF AU under discussion.)
(Also, Fleur/Hermione? Possibly the most plausible woman/Hermione ship I’ve encountered.)
*Piques Interest since I write Ginny/Luna when I have time.*
Not gonna lie, I feel a lot of schadenfreude for the idea that Hermione starts acting like an idiot in front of Fleur, feeling incredibly guilty once Fleur leaves the room, and Ron just shrugging (albeit a little jealously) whilst saying “Fleur makes all girls act like that; it’s not your fault, Hermione”.
Also, Ginny and Luna falling in love after they realise that they both fancy girls (thanks to Fleur’s powers).
I kind-of get the feeling that Harry would be incredibly flattered if he found out about the Rarry/Harron pairing. Ron would probably burst out laughing.
This fits into the “Did Rita Skeeter write this ship?” headcanon genre. I’m just imagining Hermione reading the morning paper. “Oh, this is new, Ron! Turns out you’re having an affair with Harry this week!”
Ginny says she knew it, and tells Harry he’d better do right by her brother or she’ll leave him for someone different next time, and not just Luna again.
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