I like the idea of AU headcanons where one or more of the golden trio are in different houses to each-other. It means that they work harder for their friendship, and it’s a little less…easy (good drama).
I think Ron would do well in all of the three other houses. Granted, he does have the Gryffindor bravery, but he’s also got Hufflepuff traits, Ravenclaw traits and Slytherin traits as well.
Ravenclaw!Ron is one of my favourites honestly and I hate how little fics there are about him!!
Come on, Ravenclaw is the house that chose Luna Lovegood! Ravenclaw doesn’t only take in the scholars, it takes in the dreamers, the inventors, the comedians, the guys who hyperfocus on one thing and become experts at it! Ravenclaw isn’t made up of Hermiones!
Rowena states it herself (posthumously): Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. And who is the wittiest character in the books? You know it – Ron!
Ron, our local chess expert who makes a thousand jokes a day (being able to make up a joke is said to be a sign of intelligence by the way) would so be in Ravenclaw.
I even have a small fic idea where I think I’d ditch Harry and Voldemort altogether, where Ron is sorted into Ravenclaw while Hermione is sorted into Hufflepuff (the House of hard work, anyone…?) and Hermione kinda gets rather pissy at Ron for being Sorted in the “House of the Smart Ones” 🙂 (Of course it’s a Romione AU, what do you take me for?)
Ron would also get bullied by his own house, for being “a Gryffindor reject” and all, and would feel pretty awful about it. Then, second year rolls in, and a young girl with blonde hair dreamily asks him if he’s seen her shoes, because her housemates have hidden them. And this, this prompts Ron’s inner knight-in-shining-armor to blast the doors open and shout “WHO THE EFF IS HURTING MY NEW BEST FRIEND I’LL CUT YOU”. (… shit this can also make for an awesome Runa AU. Someone save me.)
Meanwhile in Hufflepuff Hermione is tearing her hair out because she has this weird friendnemity with Ernie McMillian, who is a knowledgeable pompous prat that can never back down when you’re trying to prove him wrong, but she can’t ditch him because he’s a great study partner too.
I have too many ideas and too little time help.
@vivithefolle Once again, you’ve outdone yourself! Love these ideas!
Ron is definitely witty and clever, so Ravenclaw’s a great fit for him. Personally, I think Ron could easily fit into all four houses, but that’s probably because he’s got such a well-rounded personality.
I can definitely see Ron befriending Luna; he’s such a mother-hen that way. I don’t really ship Runa, but it is a very cute ship, and that fic idea sounds adorable! It would be great to see Luna’s canon (in my eyes) crush on Ron in more detail, as well.
Not so sure about Hermione being in Hufflepuff, though. Don’t get me wrong, she is a hard worker and is kind. But Vi; you know as well as I do that Hermione Granger is…not exactly the nicest person around. Granted, she’s much better than Zacharias Smith, but that’s not saying much.
Although I do like the idea of Hermione getting irritated by Ernie Macmillan, while Hannah and Susan (her dorm-mates) have to restraint her from setting flocks of birds on him. I dunno, maybe the Hufflepuffs would help Hermione mellow out a little, and be a little less judgemental to Ron? It can’t hurt to be surrounded by the nicest people on the planet all the time.
If you ever do write that fic, let me know!
Oh my God @vivithefolle you should definitely write that! Ravenclaw!Ron for the win. I have become more firm about Ron and Luna being a sweet friendship (and nothing more) because platonic relationships are awesome and underrated, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.
As for Puff!Hermione, I don’t know. I think Hermione could be a Hufflepuff. Is being nice necessary? Give me annoying and mean Huffepuffs any day! (Zacharias Smith, anyone?) If I’m not mistaken, Hufflepuffs value hard work and loyalty, and so does Hermione. Hermione can also be nice when she tries. So I’m cool with Puff!Hermione but she doesn’t inspire me. 😦
The reason Ravenclaw!Ron is under utilized, is because this crappy fandom is unable to associate Ron with intelligence (Excuse me for not elaborating but I’m going to make a seperate post about it. You know how much I love complaining about the Harry Potter fandom.) Ron would probably punch anyone who bullies him for being the “wrong” type of Ravenclaw but I can also imagine him being insecure about being surrounding by smart people and thinking that he’ll never be good enough, but slowly learning that he is smart but in a different way. He’d probably join a group of Ravenclaws who aren’t stereotypically Ravenclaw but still Ravenclaws.
And what about his brothers? Fred and George would bully him. They’d accuse him of turning into a version of Percy. However, they weren’t very nice to Gryffindor!Ron either, so maybe being in a different house, and not having his annoying brothers around would be better. Y’know, for Ron’s self-confidence.
Percy would be a little bummed because “oh my god mum asked me to keep an eye on him” but then he’ll think something like, “it’s okay he’ll be fine he’s a smart kid and he always beats me in chess.” Actually, Percy would be thrilled for Ron because he’d be convinced that his baby brother would be inspired by the smart kids, and do great in his exams (because that’s the only thing that matters to Perce and god forbid we get a Ravenclaw who doesn’t ace their exams.) Lol, can you imagine Ron getting a P in his History of Magic essay and not giving a fuck because the subject doesn’t inspire him, and he’d much rather be studying Charms since he enjoys it more? I personally don’t dig the Ron!Bad Grades trope because it’s a Ron bashing thing, but I guess it’s worth it. It’s worth using it to see the look on Percy’s face when he sees the big P on ickle Ronniekins’ HoM essay. And to show that you don’t have to get the best grades to be a Ravenclaw. 🙂
And this is random and off-topic but I can’t take the “wit beyond measure…” quote seriously because it sounds like a dick joke. (I’m sorry but I had to say that. Forgive me if I’ve turned this innocent post into one of those classic posts about Ron’s trouser wand.)
I love Ravenclaw!Ron. Alternative sorting fics are always so much fun as a way to explore different sides of a character.
Ravenclaw!Ron with bad grades hanging out with Luna would be delightful. You have to be careful when writing characters with bad grades, but if you’re writing Ron’s PoV it’s easy to make clear he isn’t getting bad grades because he’s dumb. “Ron hastily scrawled out his history essay and ran off to meet Hermione for chess club.” “Ron attempted to read A History of Magic, but quickly decided that slogging through the terrible writing just wasn’t worth it. He decided to go help Luna search for Nargles at the edge of the forest instead..”
If you write this, you must write his sorting, arguing with the hat. It’d be like Neville’s sorting, bickering over it for five straight minutes because Ron would never believe he was a Ravenclaw. “Listen, kid, you just presented a fifteen-point argument, including thesis/antithesis/synthesis, employing logos, ethos, and pathos, to try to talk me out of being in Ravenclaw. If that isn’t the most Ravenclaw thing I’ve ever seen I don’t know what is.” The sorting hat trying to get Ron’s stubborn tail into Ravenclaw would be a delight to behold.
I like the idea of AU headcanons where one or more of the golden trio are in different houses to each-other. It means that they work harder for their friendship, and it’s a little less…easy (good drama).
I think Ron would do well in all of the three other houses. Granted, he does have the Gryffindor bravery, but he’s also got Hufflepuff traits, Ravenclaw traits and Slytherin traits as well.
Ravenclaw!Ron is one of my favourites honestly and I hate how little fics there are about him!!
Come on, Ravenclaw is the house that chose Luna Lovegood! Ravenclaw doesn’t only take in the scholars, it takes in the dreamers, the inventors, the comedians, the guys who hyperfocus on one thing and become experts at it! Ravenclaw isn’t made up of Hermiones!
Rowena states it herself (posthumously): Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. And who is the wittiest character in the books? You know it – Ron!
Ron, our local chess expert who makes a thousand jokes a day (being able to make up a joke is said to be a sign of intelligence by the way) would so be in Ravenclaw.
I even have a small fic idea where I think I’d ditch Harry and Voldemort altogether, where Ron is sorted into Ravenclaw while Hermione is sorted into Hufflepuff (the House of hard work, anyone…?) and Hermione kinda gets rather pissy at Ron for being Sorted in the “House of the Smart Ones” 🙂 (Of course it’s a Romione AU, what do you take me for?)
Ron would also get bullied by his own house, for being “a Gryffindor reject” and all, and would feel pretty awful about it. Then, second year rolls in, and a young girl with blonde hair dreamily asks him if he’s seen her shoes, because her housemates have hidden them. And this, this prompts Ron’s inner knight-in-shining-armor to blast the doors open and shout “WHO THE EFF IS HURTING MY NEW BEST FRIEND I’LL CUT YOU”. (… shit this can also make for an awesome Runa AU. Someone save me.)
Meanwhile in Hufflepuff Hermione is tearing her hair out because she has this weird friendnemity with Ernie McMillian, who is a knowledgeable pompous prat that can never back down when you’re trying to prove him wrong, but she can’t ditch him because he’s a great study partner too.
I have too many ideas and too little time help.
@vivithefolle Once again, you’ve outdone yourself! Love these ideas!
Ron is definitely witty and clever, so Ravenclaw’s a great fit for him. Personally, I think Ron could easily fit into all four houses, but that’s probably because he’s got such a well-rounded personality.
I can definitely see Ron befriending Luna; he’s such a mother-hen that way. I don’t really ship Runa, but it is a very cute ship, and that fic idea sounds adorable! It would be great to see Luna’s canon (in my eyes) crush on Ron in more detail, as well.
Not so sure about Hermione being in Hufflepuff, though. Don’t get me wrong, she is a hard worker and is kind. But Vi; you know as well as I do that Hermione Granger is…not exactly the nicest person around. Granted, she’s much better than Zacharias Smith, but that’s not saying much.
Although I do like the idea of Hermione getting irritated by Ernie Macmillan, while Hannah and Susan (her dorm-mates) have to restraint her from setting flocks of birds on him. I dunno, maybe the Hufflepuffs would help Hermione mellow out a little, and be a little less judgemental to Ron? It can’t hurt to be surrounded by the nicest people on the planet all the time.
If you ever do write that fic, let me know!
Oh my God @vivithefolle you should definitely write that! Ravenclaw!Ron for the win. I have become more firm about Ron and Luna being a sweet friendship (and nothing more) because platonic relationships are awesome and underrated, but I’m willing to make an exception for you.
As for Puff!Hermione, I don’t know. I think Hermione could be a Hufflepuff. Is being nice necessary? Give me annoying and mean Huffepuffs any day! (Zacharias Smith, anyone?) If I’m not mistaken, Hufflepuffs value hard work and loyalty, and so does Hermione. Hermione can also be nice when she tries. So I’m cool with Puff!Hermione but she doesn’t inspire me. 😦
The reason Ravenclaw!Ron is under utilized, is because this crappy fandom is unable to associate Ron with intelligence (Excuse me for not elaborating but I’m going to make a seperate post about it. You know how much I love complaining about the Harry Potter fandom.) Ron would probably punch anyone who bullies him for being the “wrong” type of Ravenclaw but I can also imagine him being insecure about being surrounding by smart people and thinking that he’ll never be good enough, but slowly learning that he is smart but in a different way. He’d probably join a group of Ravenclaws who aren’t stereotypically Ravenclaw but still Ravenclaws.
And what about his brothers? Fred and George would bully him. They’d accuse him of turning into a version of Percy. However, they weren’t very nice to Gryffindor!Ron either, so maybe being in a different house, and not having his annoying brothers around would be better. Y’know, for Ron’s self-confidence.
Percy would be a little bummed because “oh my god mum asked me to keep an eye on him” but then he’ll think something like, “it’s okay he’ll be fine he’s a smart kid and he always beats me in chess.” Actually, Percy would be thrilled for Ron because he’d be convinced that his baby brother would be inspired by the smart kids, and do great in his exams (because that’s the only thing that matters to Perce and god forbid we get a Ravenclaw who doesn’t ace their exams.) Lol, can you imagine Ron getting a P in his History of Magic essay and not giving a fuck because the subject doesn’t inspire him, and he’d much rather be studying Charms since he enjoys it more? I personally don’t dig the Ron!Bad Grades trope because it’s a Ron bashing thing, but I guess it’s worth it. It’s worth using it to see the look on Percy’s face when he sees the big P on ickle Ronniekins’ HoM essay. And to show that you don’t have to get the best grades to be a Ravenclaw. 🙂
And this is random and off-topic but I can’t take the “wit beyond measure…” quote seriously because it sounds like a dick joke. (I’m sorry but I had to say that. Forgive me if I’ve turned this innocent post into one of those classic posts about Ron’s trouser wand.)
I like the idea of AU headcanons where one or more of the golden trio are in different houses to each-other. It means that they work harder for their friendship, and it’s a little less…easy (good drama).
I think Ron would do well in all of the three other houses. Granted, he does have the Gryffindor bravery, but he’s also got Hufflepuff traits, Ravenclaw traits and Slytherin traits as well.
Ravenclaw!Ron is one of my favourites honestly and I hate how little fics there are about him!!
Come on, Ravenclaw is the house that chose Luna Lovegood! Ravenclaw doesn’t only take in the scholars, it takes in the dreamers, the inventors, the comedians, the guys who hyperfocus on one thing and become experts at it! Ravenclaw isn’t made up of Hermiones!
Rowena states it herself (posthumously): Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. And who is the wittiest character in the books? You know it – Ron!
Ron, our local chess expert who makes a thousand jokes a day (being able to make up a joke is said to be a sign of intelligence by the way) would so be in Ravenclaw.
I even have a small fic idea where I think I’d ditch Harry and Voldemort altogether, where Ron is sorted into Ravenclaw while Hermione is sorted into Hufflepuff (the House of hard work, anyone…?) and Hermione kinda gets rather pissy at Ron for being Sorted in the “House of the Smart Ones” 🙂 (Of course it’s a Romione AU, what do you take me for?)
Ron would also get bullied by his own house, for being “a Gryffindor reject” and all, and would feel pretty awful about it. Then, second year rolls in, and a young girl with blonde hair dreamily asks him if he’s seen her shoes, because her housemates have hidden them. And this, this prompts Ron’s inner knight-in-shining-armor to blast the doors open and shout “WHO THE EFF IS HURTING MY NEW BEST FRIEND I’LL CUT YOU”. (… shit this can also make for an awesome Runa AU. Someone save me.)
Meanwhile in Hufflepuff Hermione is tearing her hair out because she has this weird friendnemity with Ernie McMillian, who is a knowledgeable pompous prat that can never back down when you’re trying to prove him wrong, but she can’t ditch him because he’s a great study partner too.
I have too many ideas and too little time help.
@vivithefolle Once again, you’ve outdone yourself! Love these ideas!
Ron is definitely witty and clever, so Ravenclaw’s a great fit for him. Personally, I think Ron could easily fit into all four houses, but that’s probably because he’s got such a well-rounded personality.
I can definitely see Ron befriending Luna; he’s such a mother-hen that way. I don’t really ship Runa, but it is a very cute ship, and that fic idea sounds adorable! It would be great to see Luna’s canon (in my eyes) crush on Ron in more detail, as well.
Not so sure about Hermione being in Hufflepuff, though. Don’t get me wrong, she is a hard worker and is kind. But Vi; you know as well as I do that Hermione Granger is…not exactly the nicest person around. Granted, she’s much better than Zacharias Smith, but that’s not saying much.
Although I do like the idea of Hermione getting irritated by Ernie Macmillan, while Hannah and Susan (her dorm-mates) have to restraint her from setting flocks of birds on him. I dunno, maybe the Hufflepuffs would help Hermione mellow out a little, and be a little less judgemental to Ron? It can’t hurt to be surrounded by the nicest people on the planet all the time.
Okay so me and my Tumblr wife Ayesha were chatting and we saw a ridiculous “Hinny is Oedipus Complex and Romione isn’t intellectually compatible” post and it being the morning for me (yeah 12:55 AM is the morning sue me) I kinda went off on a tangent…
Anyway here you go lovelies
@ronandhappiness
a dude accidentally fucked his mom (and then when he found out, was so traumatized that he killed himself) and this twat Sigmund Freud being a crusty dude that he is assumed that he must have enjoyed it @vivithefolle
Exactly
Well, actually, Oedipus didn’t exactly kill himself
@vivithefolle He was prophesized to kill his father and fuck his mother
So his father and mother sent one of their servant to drown him as a baby
But the servant took pity on baby Oedipus and instead raised him as his own son (note: sometimes Oedipus is taken in by the King of Corinth) @vivithefolle
Then Oedipus one day heard about the city of Thebes that was plagued by a Sphinx, who devoured the travellers who didn’t answer her question correctly (and also devoured Thebes’ citizens on a whim)
So Oedipus starts walking towards Thebes and comes accross this old noble dude
And Old Noble Dude is being kind of a bitch to Oedipus so Oedipus kills him, because that’s how it worked back then, you just don’t wait for the police, you ARE the police
Then Oedipus finds the Sphinx, answers her riddle correctly, and the Sphinx dies mad about it (literally)
And the prize for killing the Sphinx was… the Queen of Thebes
So Oedipus marries the Queen of Thebes and they start having children and it’s great for a while
But then Thebes is plagued by… well by the Plague, funnily enough
And Oedipus asks the oracles why the fuck is his city being plagued @ronandhappiness
Oh so the Queen is his mom
@vivithefolle
And one of the oracles, Tiresias, a blind seer, tells Oedipus “bro you’re not gonna like this”
@ronandhappiness
Lmaoo @vivithefolle
And Oedipus is all “fuck u dude, tell me what’s going on with my fcking city”
And Tiresias says “Well, let’s imagine, just imagine, that one man has killed his father, then married and fucked his own mother”
Oedipus goes “holy shit who’s that sick son of a bitch”
“In psychology classes, you are taught that “Opposites Attract” only applies to flings, short passion-filled fun things that are in no way serious or hoping to be permanent”
…
um
sorry buddy but
MAYBE PSYCHOLOGY ISN’T ALWAYS 10000% CORRECT?
LIKE BITCH YOU TALK ABOUT FREUD AND THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX DINGUS EVERY FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST IS LAUGHING THEIR BOLLOCKS OFF AT FREUD’S THEORIES
IF YOU HAD A SMIDGE OF CRITICAL THINKING PERHAPS YOU’D BE A GOOD PSYCHOLOGIST
BUT I’M NOT HOLDING MUCH HOPE YOU DUMBFUCK Moving on to the “intellectual compatibility” nonsense
“So if we believe that Hermione values intellectual pursuits”
I’m pretty sure Hermione values HER intellectual pursuits
but not those of others
remember when Harry was in a snit about the Deathly Hallows
Hermione sure wasn’t all “omg!!! magical ancient artefacts!!! totally must find them!! think of the HISTORY!!! harry you beautiful intellectual beast make love to me”
@ronandhappiness
“harry you beautiful intellectual beast make love to me”
STOP @vivithefolle
she was all “wow harry you’re gonna believe a kid’s tale. 100%. your stupidest idea yet. you dumb fuck. i can’t believe you’re not dead yet. if it weren’t for me and Ron you’d never have survived ever.”
MEANWHILE Ron is all “eeeeeeeeeeeeh maybe harry’s right and the hallows exist but mate we gotta sort out our priorities, we can go Indiana Jones-ing magical artefacts later” @ronandhappiness
And then they called Ron useless and dumb lmaooooo fuck off
@vivithefolle bitch
and Ron ACTUALLY makes Hermione laughs and guess what
HUMOUR IS A PART OF INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION
I KNOW. MIND-BLOWING.
LAUGH IS ACTUALLY A RESPONSE FROM OUR BODY TO INTELLECTUAL STIMULI.
CAN
YOU
BELIEVE
IT
@ronandhappiness
“no no i don’t hate ron I just think insert bullshit about ron being so bad for perfect goddess hermione”
Really?
@vivithefolle
also fuck off but chess is like the most intellectually stimulating game in the fucking world and Hermione is shit at it while Ron is brilliant so
I think that Sapiosexual!Hermione’s gonna go for that sexy freckled arse in any possible universe if you catch my drift
@ronandhappiness
Exactly.
Honestly, at the end of the day, I blame that stupidass “emotional teaspoon” line.
Because anti romiones see that as “proof” that their precious Hermione isn’t on the same “level” as nasty ron
While those of us who have brains and can think, know that this is just an example of Hermione’s hypocrisy
@vivithefolle Sapio!Hermione: *jumps at Ron after he trounces her at chess* You beautiful fucking asshole how dare you be so intelligent and not show it more.
Ron: *blushing* Her-Hermione, we’re in the common roo- AH!
S!Hermione: *straddling him* I’m going to ravish you so badly you have no fucking idea. Our kids will be geniuses. More clever than Albert fucking Einstein. My grades and your chess brain. My academical power and your ability to make everyone laugh themselves to Heaven. Oh my god even your freckles are puzzles how are you so damn sexy.
So what did we learn?
We learned that Vivi has the biggest potty mouth when she’s tired and that she floods poor Ayesha’s chatbox
Also that Romione is canon forever but was there ever any doubt?
YOU FORGOT THE NEXT PART WHEN I ASKED YOU NOT TO POST THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE MINE AND I WANT YOU ALL FOR MYSELF (Nah, I kid. It’s your masterpiece, therefore you can do whatever you want with it, and the world deserves some Hermione pouncing on Ron.)
BUT THIS IS THE BEST “ROMIONE PLAYS CHESS AU” I’VE EVER READ.
LIKE EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT HERMIONE BEATING RON AT CHESS AND BEING BETTER THAN HIM
my dude my man…..stop
I’ll bet Ron plays even HARDER when he’s playing chess with Hermione and I’m sure Hermione finds that even more intellectually stimulating.
Anyways I love Vivi and her enthusiastic commentaries and her potty mouth.
@vivithefolle@ronandhappiness You two are just the best and it’s a privilege to know you both. I swear, I couldn’t stop laughing towards the end of this post. You two really put a smile on my face.
Although I personally think Ron is the sapiosexual one of the two, I can get behind the idea of Hermione being super into Ron’s strategic mind, and having to restrain herself when he beats her at chess because she’s so attracted to him.
Pure fucking gold
Wow, @vivithefolle going full-on Ronmione smut on main 😉
@lytefoot Couldn’t keep this masterpiece all to myself now could I 😉
@headcanonsandmore – as someone who is Sapiosexual (it’s inside the Demi but I digress) that kind of intellect is, not so much an aphrodisiac but a “I won’t have anyone who can’t abcd intellectually.” I turned down quite a few dates in my time because the person wasn’t smarter than I was.
It’s rude to admit (’course this was before I got married to a brilliant man) but every single person I dated (not just guys, either, even if they were more platonic dates and still are!) is in one way or another, smarter than I am.
I can sooooo see Ron being Sapio (even if @vivithefolle has me seeing him kinda prudish too, now!) but also demi (where once he knows the person, they turn him on, brains being a bowl of pudding on top.)
But dating? Casual affairs? I don’t see it (not the way he’s written in canon.)
@diva-gonzo Whoops, sorry; I didn’t mean to imply that. Beg pardon.
Yeah, I can easily see Ron as Sapio, since he seems (at least, with Hermione) to admire intelligence and wit in a person. And I see him as Demi too, since he (aside from adolescent crushes and attraction brought on by Veela-powers) rarely has any interest in someone that he doesn’t know very well.
@headcanonsandmore – No need to apologize, dear. (And if I was gonna fuss at all, it’d be in private. It’s otherwise rude.) I was pointing out my issue with being sapiosexual – where it’s a complicated situation of “they just aren’t that intellectually attractive” as opposed to “Well this bloke is stupid so I won’t go out with him” rubbish.
Now if he knew someone? Yeah, he’d date them. (Cough Luna or Hermione or Harry Cough)
Fair enough. I was worried I’d got my definitions mixed up.
And I very much agree with Ron getting to know someone before he dates them (#romione #runa #rarry)
Like at first Ron would be freaked out by Luna’s mannerisms and her superstitions but later in their relationship he would be so used to it that he just agrees w/ everything she says
“honey don’t forget to wear your butterbeer cork necklace to work the nargles are acting up again”
“mmkay dear”
I’m a Romione shipper, and EVEN I think this is cute.
I have to be honest, during book five I actually thought Ron and Luna were going to end up together
I kinda thought that was going to happen as well. There’s a lot of evidence to suggest she had a crush on Ron. I actually think it would have made more sense in HBP for Ron to date Luna instead of Lavender. But that would have made things conflicted, since I like Romione but I like Ron x Luna too.
Honest Trailer guy (describing the eleventh doctor): Harry and Ron at the same time.
Me: AKA “Luna Lovegood’s post-Hogwarts sleeping arrangements”.
Me: …
Me: Why am I like this? I’m a Romione shipper, for goodness’ sake…
Hi @queerqueenoftears,
thank you for the message! Yes, I do; hope you like these!
Harry and Luna both had
crushes on Ron for a long time (Harry’s started after the Yule Ball, and Luna’s
started when she met him the year after).
Ron was super jealous
when Harry and Luna started dating, but he wasn’t sure who he was more jealous
of. However, Ron was pleasantly surprised when they both confessed to him later
that day.
Ron’s ears go bright
red whenever Luna and Harry kiss him on the neck.
Luna and Ron are both
great at cuddling Harry if he has any nightmares.
Harry and Ron like
giving Luna piggyback rides.
Luna is surprisingly
ticklish, which Harry and Ron were delighted to discover.
Neither Luna nor Harry
can get over how gorgeous Ron looks after he’s woken up. Especially when his
voice is all croaky from lack of use.
Ron can carry both
Harry and Luna over his shoulders, which they all enjoy.
Harry tends to giggle
whenever Luna and Ron kiss his neck.
Harry loves showing
Muggle romantic-comedies to Ron and Luna. Both of them started crying when they
first watched ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’, which Harry thought was adorable.
Ron was shocked to
discover that both Luna and Harry love making dirty jokes. However, he found it
hard to complain after one especially…er, enjoyable evening.
Harry and Luna both
insist on calling Ron ‘the king’ whenever they’re in a public place. Ron
blushes everytime.
Luna squeals in delight
whenever Ron and Harry kiss her neck.
One morning, Ron woke
to find that Luna and Harry had hidden his clothes. Ron suspected where they’d
been hidden, but enjoyed teasing Harry and Luna as they stared at him (an apron
was involved at one point). Luna and Harry promptly decided to avoid repeating
this prank, as they both felt very weak at the knees.
Ron is the big spoon,
Harry is the middle spoon, and Luna is the little spoon.
RonLunArry headcanons bc you’re all cowards and don’t appreciate this OT3 enough
Nonstop cuddle piles!
Luna making little flower crowns and braiding them into Harry’s hair and vice versa
Ron and Harry playing Quidditch with Luna as the ref/commentator
None of them are big on cleaning so the house is usually a mess
Luna and Harry garden together
Harry is decent in the kitchen and Luna can’t cook to save her life, but Ron is actually an incredible cook! Luna and Harry cry genuine tears of joy whenever he makes them food
Luna teaching Ron and Harry about the constellations
Harry feeling unsure about becoming the new DADA teacher and Luna and Ron hyping him up by reminding them of how great the DA was
Ron and Harry cuddle BIG TIME
Luna sending Harry and Ron weird yet endearing postcards from every place she visits for her studies
Harry coming home every single weekend to visit during the school year
Luna waking Ron up with soft kisses and hot chocolate
Harry and Luna both steal Ron’s clothes all the time
Ron and Harry have no idea when Luna sleeps since she’s usually the last to bed but also the first up in the morning
Luna and Harry constantly drowning Ron in compliments
Ron and Luna talking Harry down from nightmares and flashbacks
Harry and Luna always bragging about Ron’s job at the Ministry of Magic, fighting for equality for all creatures
Random stranger: Hi how ar-
Harry and Luna: our husband is so amazing! He’s a genius with such a big heart! He’s a blessing to this earth and deserves so much love and recognition! In this essay we will-
Ron is unnaturally good with hair and is always trying to tame the chaotic messes on Harry and Luna’s heads
Harry sending letters to Luna and Ron about annoying students and insane shit going down at Hogwarts all the time
Ron and Luna jokingly referring to themselves as “Potter’s Wheezy and Loony”
Forehead kisses from Luna to Ron
Nose kisses from Luna to Harry
Knuckle kisses between Ron and Harry
Cheek kisses from both Ron and Harry to Luna
Ron never quite understands what Luna’s saying but is always awestruck anyways, “I haven’t got a clue what she’s on about… but she’s bloody brilliant, isn’t she?”
Ron and Luna both having never ending support for Harry
Harry and Luna going nargle-hunting together
Harry and Ron are both ready to fight anyone who makes fun of Luna
Ron trying to teach Harry and Luna to play chess even though they’re both awful at it
Whenever Luna finds herself fixated on a new hobby, Ron and Harry have to make sure she’s remembering to eat and sleep
Luna likes doing little paintings all over Ron’s body. He pretends not to like it but is often caught tracing them with a fond smile
Harry and Ron’s endless admiration for Luna
Passionate kisses chock full of raw emotion between all three of them
Ron and Luna tag team calming Harry down on his bad days
Even though all three of them aren’t very good at it, they love dancing together
While traveling for her studies, Luna draws portraits of Ron and Harry whenever she misses them
Luna having just the right kind of blunt honesty and genuine concern to reign in Harry and Ron’s impulsiveness
Luna painting murals all over the walls of their homes and encouraging Ron and Harry to join in
Their favorite season is Fall
Luna getting passionate whenever she talks about her interests is Harry and Ron’s favorite thing
Harry and Luna spoil Luna like crazy during her period
Whenever Ron’s temper rises, Luna sits down with him and has him talk about his day to calm him down
Luna and Ron take naps together and she cuddles up to his chest
I thought by now you all would have ended your cowardice but it appears that I have been mistaken
So I see you’re all still cowards
My Romione shipper friends, please don’t hate me for this.
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