I’ve always had this silly little headcanon of the Marauders and Lily totally being into classic muggle rock! Such as Queen, Aerosmith, Led Zepplin etc.
That doesn’t sound silly at all. Seems pretty canon to me. What I personally find more perplexing is when people call Sirius a ‘punk’ despite him clearly being more into classic rock (british punks never really had long hair).
Seriously, that many teenagers in one location with the professors being oblivious to most of the shenanigans going on? It’s a miracle there aren’t a shitload of pregnancies or STD’s! Of course, there might be but since it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey we don’t know about it. 😉
I’m not bitter.
Also think of all the magical possibilities! Contraceptive potions and charms, lube charms and spells, preparation spells…oh that class would be fun to teach!
Oh I fucking love this but also: imagine the poor soul who would have to teach this to the Marauders. Remus takes diligent notes with the most vulgar language. Peter is the kid constantly raising his hand because he doesn’t understand basic anatomy. Sirius elects to comment “you know, like you won’t do with lily” in James’s direction every time something heterosexual is mentioned. And of course James is the one who thinks he’s being discreet when he chuckles at the pictures and diagrams. Whoever would have taught this class to those four deserves a fucking medal.
I’m willing to bet if even though there was an assigned professor for the subject, said professor would try to get out of it because the Marauders were in the class.
Sex Ed Professor: “Oh come on, Minerva, they respect you already! Just this one period, please.”
McGonagall
: “I have spent four years teaching these boys and while I truly sympathize there are not enough galleons in the world for me to want to teach proper preparation charms to Sirius Black.”
Later, after the first class, Sex Ed Professor is sitting in the lounge, his head down on the table, a bottle of half-empty Ogden’s next him…
McGonagall
: “I see you’ve survived your first class with the Marauders. Were they as delightful as we expected?”
Sex Ed Professor, not even lifting his head: “Pettigrew will never have sex because he has no idea what goes where. Potter giggled like a toddler any time the words vagina or penis were mentioned. I walked by Lupin and saw his notes and that boy has the filthiest mind I’ve ever encountered in a fourth year.”
McGonagall, quirking a brow: “And Black?”
Sex Ed Professor, lifting his head to down another shot of Ogden’s and leveling Minerva with an exhausted stare: “Black made more innuendos than I even knew existed on every topic we covered. He made jibes at Potter, thinly veiled suggestions to Lupin, and I could swear he pilfered the sample bottles of lubricant on his way out, but I didn’t see him actually do it.”
McGonagall
, smirking: “Lupin?”
Sex Ed Professor, nodding before putting his head down again: “Lupin.”
McGonagall
, helping herself to a drink of the Ogden’s: “Well at least Lupin took notes.”
i just picture three of the fourteen year old marauders desparately trying to come up with an appropriate nickname because james keeps referring to them as a foursome in public and the rumors are really starting to fly
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