Hello again!! Thank you so much for the kind words as it really has inspired me to write more!!! To answer the question about the Tumblr account-no I don’t have one yet but I’ll make soon. The remarks I got from my previous headcanon were so great that I decided to write this headcanon that has been circling my brain for awhile now. I just never had the courage to follow through. This headcanon is inspired by my love for cinema and if Ron and Hermione had it as well. Hope you enjoy!! (PS. Spoilers for Infinity War)
Movie nights
Ron and Hermione love the cinema and they make it a point to go there every Friday night.
Ron prefers the more action based movies like the Mission Impossible franchise or the Star Wars saga. But secretly he has a guilty pleasure for romantic comedies like midnight in Paris or serendipity.
Hermione likes movies that make you think such as Blade Runner 2049, Sherlock Holmes, and Inception. But deep down she is a sucker for a good dumb action movie.
They both hate Horror and always try to avoid that everytime they go to the theatre
They fell in love with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Ron and Hermione were there when Iron Man came out and they cried when Infinity war ended
Comedy movies for them are the Harry Potter series as they laugh at how they are portrayed although sometimes they just want to punch Steve Kloves in the face.
Ron and Hermione sobbed when Jack died from freezing and they sobbed even more when Spider-Man died.
When Tom cruise said “you complete me” in Jerry Maguire Ron looked at Hermione and said the same thing.
Their favourite couple is Han and Leia as they’re reminders of themselves
When ever there is a kiss scene in a movie Ron and Hermione also kiss in the cinema.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANON! Please keep us updated with your account, because your stuff is just amazing and we all love reading it!
As a feminist, seeing Cate Blanchett in this sort of outfit in her late 40s brings me joy, because most movies would take her age as automatically excluding her from anything even slightly sexy.
As a gay, seeing Cate Blanchett in this outfit renders me incapable of thought and speech.
Hela Gay
@hillnerd just ‘cause I know you have hearteyes for Cate.
And yes, I’m in agreement. A woman in her late 40s getting this kind of outfit – and while pretty objectifying… it’s also hella.
May 19th, 2009:Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.
Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?
This is freaking inspiring.
can you fucking imagine shia labeouf as loki
Let’s hope they put the money they saved into special effects
I’d watch Chris Hemsworth peel potatoes for three hours and it would still be one of the best movies I ever saw. Oscar worthy if you add Tom Hiddleston mocking his technique is while filling his nails
Peter Parker dressed up as Thor for halloween. While Peter is adjusting his ridiculously oversized cape in the mirror before heading out, Thor jokingly offers to let him use Mjolnir as a prop.
He holds out the handle for Peter to take, knowing that the kid is distracted and will forget that no one can lift it, and it will immediately drop to the ground and it’ll be hysterical. How could the kid not know Thor was gonna have to mess with him a bit, it’s just a perfect opportunity.
What Thor did not expect was Peter easily taking the hammer in hand, giving it a little twirl with his wrist. Thor is… notably stunned.
“You sure dude? Isn’t this thing kind of important??” Peter questions, unsure. Thor is too dumbfounded to respond, the other Avengers in the room are also still realing, and poor Peter just wanted to get to his halloween party
Every single red hairstyle they put on Black Widow in the Marvel movies was stupid. She’d have to wake up at like 3am to curl and coif each hairdo. Like, you can give someone a neat looking do and not make it look so bad, and unrealistic given her job.
Not make it look like a janky day-after-partying-all-night wig
or this June Cleaver wig
Or this wilted Farrah Fawcett (at least the color looks a bit more natural?)
or this faded red triangle cut that was meticulously curled and hairsprayed
This is probably the most real hair- i mean the wig is horrible, but keeping your meticulously straightened hair straight and blunt cut is a lot more realistic than any of the above.
This is probably her best hair
I mean, the color is wrong, but it looks like a realistic hair do that wouldn’t be as high maintenance (is this Scarlett Johansson’s actual hair? Because that would make so much sense as to why it looks more real.)
I know the comics are weird, but I never understood the logic of why a super-spy (or government agent) would wear a skin-tight leather catsuit (zipped down to expose the neck and decolletage) with high-heeled boots that make it difficult to walk.
HECK YEAH, SHE MISSED A CHANCE; THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
Thanks for the ask, anon!
This, with all the thestrals flying behind him!
T^H^I^S
This all fits in brilliantly with the day-dream I had about Ron getting Thor’s hammer and just demolishing the death-eater army during the BOH! The mental picture I’ve got of this is so cool!
Ron, hammer to the ground, death eaters mid-air being thrown back. Neville on Buckbeak above followed by thestrals, Sword of Gryffindor plunged in the heart of Nagini.
Harry and Voldemort off to the side wands pointed at each other but watching the whole thing.
YES!
I think we just cross-pollinated the battle of Hogwarts with the battle of Bifrost in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’. And I love it!
Well, Ron is the Thor of Harry Potter. King, sweet, funny. No one realizes just how smart he actually is. Siblings who always put him down. Parents who love him but are still kinds dickish to him. Fell in love with a brilliant girl. Sexy AF. Fight to protect people others see as weak and powerless from another “world” even though he doesn’t really have to but still does cuz it’s the right thing to do.
Hermione is Cap. Grew up in one world/time then thrown into another. All about following the rules and doing the right thing. More than willing to throw the rules out the window to protect someone she cares about.
Harry is Bruce. Just wants to live a normal life, but there’s this monster living inside him.
Ginny is Tony, cocky and confident, but rightfully so.
Neville is Clint. Unassuming badass.
Luna is Culson, kinda on the outside, not always in the thick of it but Awesome and everyone knows it.
Twins are Loki, Gods of mischief, need I say more?
Tony Stark: So, that’s the plan?
Harry Potter: What? You got any better ideas?
Steve Rogers: I like this kid’s spirit. Let’s go, people!
Thor: Okay, but before we leave, could one of you pass me my hammer. (pause) I’m just joking. I know no-one can lift-
Ron Weasley: Oh, you mean this?
(Ron is holding Thor’s hammer out to him)
Tony Stark: …
Steve Rogers: …
Harry Potter: (Looking so proud of his best mate)
Bruce Banner: …
Hermione Granger: (trying not to squeal with delight)
Thor: …
Ron Weasley: (still holding the hammer) What?
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