You’re not annoying me at all, Anon! 😀
Thought I’m super frustrated because I’ve read one very long fic that
has Ron searching for Harry, who has amnesia and ran away to America
(and is gay but nobody knew that) and Ron realizes he’s in love with
Harry and the fic has about 30 chapters and it’s on FFN but I can’t find
it!! x_x
Sooo… I didn’t find that many long fics but I can give you a long list of them if you want?
Beautiful Friend
It took six years for Harry to learn something in History of Magic. This one. Oh my lord this one… it’s short, but it’s amazing. It’s full of lovely lively details and Harry’s description of Ron is… aaaww.
Life Drawing
Dean watches, and sees something unexpected. Again, the descriptions! My lord the descriptions, and also you will relate very much to Dean if you’ve ever worked with pencils.
Harry has no idea how to tell his best friend he wants more that
friendship. He’s pretty sure this would be hell of a lot easier if he
knew for sure how Ron felt about him. This one is plenty cute. Ron is adorable and Harry… Harry’s trying his best. :’D
Our Inner Beasts Later, Madam Pomfrey would tell them that both Bill and Ron were going
to survive. But she had no idea what the effects of a werewolf bite,
when the werewolf was still in human form, could do to their behavior. Okay, who’s up for writing more Creature!Ron fics? Seriously. Someone do some more of those. Here we have Ron as a werewolf, aggressive, feral, self-loathing… doesn’t matter, Harry loves him.
Running with the Wolf, Loving the Man snapshots of Harry Potter’s life with a werewolf boyfriend Follow-up of Our Inner Beasts. Someone heard our prayers and gave us more Werewolf!Ron, and it’s as wonderful as it sounds.
What Happened That’s just the thing, though. He doesn’t know what happened. He
can’t pinpoint a single event where everything suddenly made sense.
There was no epiphany or choir of angels or aligning of stars, or any of
the other rubbish Parvarti goes on about in the Great Hall. There’s no
one moment when he realized, “Oh.” Ron and Harry’s friendship, only it’s not just friendship. The last line will make you want to put on some epic music.
Follow The Butterflies “Why did it have to be spiders?” Ron moaned. “Why couldn’t we follow the butterflies?” Harry
privately agreed with his best friend, but if there was anything
Hogwarts had taught him, then that if he didn’t do something, no one
would. “I promise the next time we have to follow anything, it will be
butterflies.” Harry and Ron’s friendship again, with more butterflies thrown in the mix. It’s just as perfect as it sounds. If you don’t ship Harry/Ron, this fanfic might just change your mind.
Sonnets of Magical Interference Harry receives some strange notes about his love life, or lack thereof. By the end of that fic, you might just cheer for a very controversial character.
Heaven Harry’s heaven includes Ron. Features Ron being emotional over a movie, Chinese takeout, and Harry being a sap. What more could you ask for?
Harry Potter And The World That Went Bloody Insane “I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry
Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one
too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious.
Featuring Protective!Attentive!Caring!Ron and Oblivious!Harry in their stinky flat and everyone shipping Harry/Ron. It’s awesome.
Check Mate Harry questions his dreams, Ron has a scary one of his own, Hermione and Cho plot, and Seamus and Dean obsess.
Harry’s subconscious has lots of funny ideas. Ron is ridiculously cute. Might be a bit difficult to read because of FFN’s shitty formating for line breaks.
On The Outside Harry doesn’t think there’s much point to his being gay. He can’t have
regular sex, he can’t have children, and he can’t tell his best friend
he’s in love with him. Ron is utterly adorable, do I really have to say it? Why, yes, yes I do.
Newton’s Law For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction
Check out this author’s other Harry/Ron fics. I especially like Brass Ring; in the meantime, have a rather in-character reaction of Hermione and Ginny finding out about their ex-boyfriends dating. Hey, not my fault if JKR doesn’t know how to write strong female characters without making them abusive.
Sleeping Beauty The most gen ever retelling of Sleeping Beauty. Who cares if it’s gen, it’s amazing. Harry sleeps, Ron is wonderful, and ants get colorful.
The Complexities Of Muggle Machinery Harry bought a refrigerator. Then it was a microwave. Then a blender.
Thursday was the coffee brewer. Ron really liked that last one. Ron is absolutely, heart-stoppingly, adorably cute and pretty much just like I imagine him to be around Muggle things. Harry’s lucky.
After the cupcakes They never really talked about it but they are each other’s world. And
perhaps a lazy Sunday morning is as good a time as any to finally say
something. Utterly sappy and fluffy and you know me, I was mostly there for Harry’s description of Ron. It didn’t disappoint.
Sing Your Love Throughout the years they’ve lived together, Harry has always enjoyed
Ron’s singing but lately he’s been picking up hidden messages in his
flatmate’s song choices. Do you like Ron singing? Do you like Ron dancing? Do you like Ron crying his heart out over an emotionally oblivious Harry? Well in that case you’ve found the perfect fic!
Snakes & Ladders After the
final battle with Voldemort, Harry intends to get on with his life.
There’s just one problem; he was supposed to have died when he
confronted Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest and now the Other Side is
trying to collect him. But in the space between his ‘death’ and the
victory celebrations, Harry’s fallen in love… and he’s not going to
give up his second chance without a fight. A complicated premise, a complicated tale, a very worried Ron, a very determined Harry, an entirely unwelcome Severus Snape coming from beyond the Veil, all leading up to an epic confrontation in the Other Side. Who knew the afterlife had a court?
Now, it’s time for… TEH SMUT! D: Every story below this text will have MATURE CONTENT. Shoo, children, shoo!
Partners (last chapter gets NSFW) What if the girls hadn’t come in just then? What course of action would
Harry, in his desperate frame of mind, have latched onto instead? This fanfic made one of my most desperate wishes come true. For those who don’t know me, I’ll just tell you that Cinderella isn’t a matter of gender.
Scars (warning: mentions of self-harm) Ron is embarrassed of his scars, and Harry might be able to help. Ron
is his terribly self-loathing self, but at least Harry is there to
remind him of what we Ron-lovers know: that he’s loved and beautiful.
The Matchmaker (contains sexual mention) Sir Nicholas has never had a couple like these two…
Nearly-Headless Nick ships Harry and Ron. So does the entire Gryffindor House. All in all, just what we need.
Exploring The Spectrum (NSFW at the end) Ron wakes up to find he can only see in a single colour.
Very interesting mystery and clever use of a forgotten plot point. The resolution is basically “sex solves everything” but otherwise it’s a great story.
Hug! Hug! Kiss! (second-to-last drabble is NSFW) Ron loses Harry in a foreign land. In other words, Harry accidentally joins a Japanese boy band. This story is ridiculous, confusing, crazy, and absolutely hilarious. No existing celebrities were harmed.
Just Another Teenage Epoch – Ron Weasley, 1999 (NSFW at the end) Ron wants to be an Auror, and he wants to not grow up, and he really wants other people to stop kissing Harry. The classic mistletoe tale! Ron is not amused at all. It’s okay, we’re rooting for him (and Harry is, too).
Trapped in Winter(NSFW at the end) Harry and Ron have an argument. When Ron goes to storm out of the room,
he’s frozen in time, and when Harry touches him to see what’s the
matter, they’re both transported to a snowy winter wonderland. A surprising premise that leads to a confused, hurt Ron and a tight-lipped Harry, and of course, to Harry/Ron. Pretty nice!
That We Might Be Exactly Like We Were (warning: graphic self-harm, realistic depression, themes of suicide) ‘Everything just takes me back, to when you were there…’ This author pretty much nails what depression is like. She also has several other Harry/Ron fanfics that are written just as expertly as this one, but be forewarned, they tend to deal with very upsetting topics as well. Sadly, I could see her version of Ron existing in the canon we know.
Slow Slide (get out) to a Better Place (warning: abuse and r*pe) Harry told himself that everything was fine in his relationship with
Ginny, at least until he couldn’t lie to himself anymore. And by then,
he thought it might be too late. Fortunately, he has two very good
friends who will always be there for him, one of whom might eventually
be something more. Downside: Ginny fans should NOT read this story. Upside: contains Vivi’s most beloved ship, Romione + Ronarry.
Prelude and Fugue (NSFW in the middle) It took over an hour, from the time Harry arrived at work, for him to realise just how different today actually was.
The “Groundhog Day” loop is wonderfully done, you can actually feel the weariness building as Harry wakes up and notices it’s still Monday, bloody Monday.
And Ron is absolutely adorable – yes, I’ll say it every time!
Princes of Maine (NSFW at the end) Harry wakes one morning to find an abandoned baby on his doorstep.
Little does he know that this is only the beginning of his most
challenging adventure yet: parenthood. You want Harry as a single parent and not knowing anything about babies? You have it. You want Ron as a competent Healer who’s sick of Harry’s shit and determined to get answers as to why his best mate is a wreck? You have it. You want Harry/Ron? What are you waiting for, dive in!
Do you know who doesn’t get enough love from the Harry Potter fandom?
Madam Poppy BAMF Poppy
Escorted a teenage werewolf to a deadly tree each month.
Took care of that teenage werewolf after every full moon and you know that she probably fussed over him and mothered him and gave him a bunch of chocolate.
Literally didn’t question things.
This boy has a bite that’s turning green and he says is from a dog? Okay.
This girl is half-cat? Alright
Had to put up with Harry’s excessive injuries each year.
Took care of and cured a bunch of petrified students.
Didn’t put up with Malfoy’s crap.
LITERALLY YELLED AT DUMBLEDORE!
YELLED AT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC!
KICKED DUMBLEDORE AND THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT!!!
Was the one who took care of Cedric Diggory’s corpse.
Refused to resign under Umbridge’s regime because she was afraid of what would happen to the students.
Took care of everyone during the battle in HBP.
Fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and tended to the wounded/dead.
Probably had to deal with hundreds of students who misused the Engorgio Charm.
Madam Pomfrey deserves your love and respect.
For real though, the “Literally didn’t question things“ created a safe space and environment where students weren’t afraid to go to her in their time of need.
if she questioned and reported everything, they wouldn’t have gone to her when Ron got bit or Hermione turned in to a cat. They would try to deal with it themselves or at the very least go to her after irreversible damage has occurred.
Imagine you’re a 7th-year girl having missed your period and knowing there is an adult in that school who won’t judge, that will sit next to you and hold your hand while you wait for whatever magical pregnancy test there is. If it’s negative, she’ll show you how to prevent a scare like that, if it’s positive, you know you have an ally in that eventual meeting with your parents, (If you decided to go that route, because she will ask you if you want her to contact your parents, or if you would rather tell them on your own time)
Or imagine being a 6th-year girl who thinks they’re ready to take the next step with your boyfriend and you know there is a place you can go to ask for birth control without having to explain or endure a lecture.
Or you’re a 6th-year boy whos confused, losing sleep and your appetite so decided that medical enough to go to the hospital wing. You present those symptoms first, waiting for her to ask when did it start, knowing she won’t mind or care that it isn’t a medical issue at all. So you sit there and talk through how you still have a thing for your ex-girlfriend, who just started dating your roommate, and how it should bother you more but it doesn’t because you think you might be in love with your other roommate and best friend.
Or your another 6th-year boy, no medical issues to present, you just sit in front of her and start talking about how you’re a horrible person because you’re secretly happy your best friend’s ex started dating one of your roommates. You noticed he isn’t eating or sleeping as much as he should and you hate that what’s making you happy is what’s making him miserable and you don’t know how to deal with that. Or how to deal with the fact that you’re in love with him, and you’re pretty sure you’re one potion class away from a mental breakdown.
Madam Pomfrey was more than the school nurse, she was the student’s sanity.
And Bridget Jones’s mother.
Did anyone-else notice @pynki‘s references to Dean x Seamus?
Also I heard she is a fireball in bed.
You know, @barmy-owl, not everything has to be about doing the nasty…
harry and ron prank calling phone sex lines but laughing too hard to actually say anything was cut from the story because it wasnt relevant to harry’s hero’s journey but i can assure you it happened on multiple occasions
1. Ron is the most magically powerful of the Trio. It has nothing to do with being a Pureblood; it’s a combination of sheer power and his capacity to feel. He can easily perform nonverbal magic, and when focused enough has been known to use wandless magic as well (which saved his and Harry’s butts a couple of times during Auror missions).
2. Ron will father the first twin girls to ever be born in the Weasley family. (I don’t have names or a functioning timeline for this particular one, minus the part where if their mother is Luna Lovegood, they will be named Ruby and Lazuli Weasley.)
3.
Ron is actually a huge prude despite what some of his most lewd jokes would have you believe. Molly taught her boys to be respectful of women’s bodies and Ron took those lessons very seriously.
4. Ron began to suffer from a very heavy depression not too long after the reveal that Scabbers was actually Peter Pettigrew. He won’t be diagnosed until the days after Hermione’s return from her seventh year of Hogwarts, when they spend time as a couple and he confides in her about how, time and again, he thought about “just letting go”. This is my in-universe reason to explain the changes to his personality that appear in Goblet of Fire after Rowling listened to Steve Kloves for a bit too long.
5. Ron actually experienced the Cruciatus Curse sooner than Hermione did. A larger group of Snatchers surprised him and tortured him for information as he was trying to find his way back on the Horcrux Hunt.
6. [SEXY TIMES ALERT] Ron has got the biggest praise kink ever. He was ashamed of it at first because he thought it was pathetic to need reassurance to get it on.
Least favourite Ron line/moment?
When he lashed out at everyone, including some first years, after Ginny told him Hermione and Viktor were more than pen pals. Ron, sweetie, I know you’re upset, but that’s Snape-ish behaviour and you’re so much better than that! (Since he stops being an arse two weeks later, whereas Snape was still in a snit twenty years after, it is therefore confirmed that Ron is leagues above Snape in terms of maturity.)
Do you think Ron Weasley would ever forgive Dumbledore/Snape/Draco Malfoy?
“Fan fiction is making teenagers better writers and better satirists, and allowing them to explore sexuality in a way decided by them rather than dictated by the entertainment industry. A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth.”
(Hermione has taken Ron clothes shopping)
Hermione: (showing him a jacket) See, Ron; it’s unisex.
Ron: Oh, I’m sorry, love; I didn’t realise you needed-
Hermione: (blushing) No, no, no, Ron; it’s U-N-I Sex.
Ron: (now kissing her neck) Isn’t that kind-of the same thing?…
Luna: You know, women are a lot like spaghetti.
Ginny: You mean; straight until they get wet?
Luna: No…
Ginny: They taste great when you eat them?
Luna: No; what are you talking about? It’s because women are pretty and comforting.
Ron: (groaning) Ginny, please stop dirtying the mind of your innocent girlfriend…
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