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vivithefolle:

Okay so me and my Tumblr wife Ayesha were chatting and we saw a ridiculous “Hinny is Oedipus Complex and Romione isn’t intellectually compatible” post and it being the morning for me (yeah 12:55 AM is the morning sue me) I kinda went off on a tangent…

Anyway here you go lovelies

@ronandhappiness​ 
a dude accidentally fucked his mom (and then when he found out, was so traumatized that he killed himself) and this twat Sigmund Freud being a crusty dude that he is assumed that he must have enjoyed it
@vivithefolle 
Exactly

Well, actually, Oedipus didn’t exactly kill himself

@ronandhappiness​  He didn’t?

@vivithefolle​ 
He was prophesized to kill his father and fuck his mother

So his father and mother sent one of their servant to drown him as a baby

But the servant took pity on baby Oedipus and instead raised him as his own son (note: sometimes Oedipus is taken in by the King of Corinth)
@vivithefolle​
Then Oedipus one day heard about the city of Thebes that was plagued by a Sphinx, who devoured the travellers who didn’t answer her question correctly (and also devoured Thebes’ citizens on a whim)

So Oedipus starts walking towards Thebes and comes accross this old noble dude

And Old Noble Dude is being kind of a bitch to Oedipus so Oedipus kills him, because that’s how it worked back then, you just don’t wait for the police, you ARE the police

Then Oedipus finds the Sphinx, answers her riddle correctly, and the Sphinx dies mad about it (literally)

And the prize for killing the Sphinx was… the Queen of Thebes

So Oedipus marries the Queen of Thebes and they start having children and it’s great for a while

But then Thebes is plagued by… well by the Plague, funnily enough

And Oedipus asks the oracles why the fuck is his city being plagued
@ronandhappiness 
Oh so the Queen is his mom

@vivithefolle 
And one of the oracles, Tiresias, a blind seer, tells Oedipus “bro you’re not gonna like this”

@ronandhappiness 
Lmaoo
@vivithefolle 
And Oedipus is all “fuck u dude, tell me what’s going on with my fcking city”

And Tiresias says “Well, let’s imagine, just imagine, that one man has killed his father, then married and fucked his own mother”

Oedipus goes “holy shit who’s that sick son of a bitch”

Tiresias goes “you”

@ronandhappiness​ 
WTF

And then what happened

@vivithefolle​ 
Oedipus is so fcking shaken he leaves Thebes forever and stabs himself in the eyes, and prays for the gods to leave his city alone

And the Plague stops, but Oedipus can never return to Thebes again, so he ends up living the rest of his life as a poor, blind wanderer

*chatter about other stuff for a bit*

@vivithefolle

“In psychology classes, you are taught that “Opposites Attract” only applies to flings, short passion-filled fun things that are in no way serious or hoping to be permanent”

…
um
sorry buddy but

MAYBE PSYCHOLOGY ISN’T ALWAYS 10000% CORRECT?

LIKE BITCH YOU TALK ABOUT FREUD AND THE OEDIPUS COMPLEX
DINGUS EVERY FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST IS LAUGHING THEIR BOLLOCKS OFF AT FREUD’S THEORIES

IF YOU HAD A SMIDGE OF CRITICAL THINKING PERHAPS YOU’D BE A GOOD PSYCHOLOGIST

BUT I’M NOT HOLDING MUCH HOPE YOU DUMBFUCK
Moving on to the “intellectual compatibility” nonsense

“So if we believe that Hermione values intellectual pursuits”

I’m pretty sure Hermione values HER intellectual pursuits
but not those of others

remember when Harry was in a snit about the Deathly Hallows

Hermione sure wasn’t all “omg!!! magical ancient artefacts!!! totally must find them!! think of the HISTORY!!! harry you beautiful intellectual beast make love to me”

@ronandhappiness 
“harry you beautiful intellectual beast make love to me”
STOP
@vivithefolle 
she was all “wow harry you’re gonna believe a kid’s tale. 100%. your stupidest idea yet. you dumb fuck. i can’t believe you’re not dead yet. if it weren’t for me and Ron you’d never have survived ever.”
MEANWHILE Ron is all “eeeeeeeeeeeeh maybe harry’s right and the hallows exist but mate we gotta sort out our priorities, we can go Indiana Jones-ing magical artefacts later”
@ronandhappiness
And then they called Ron useless and dumb lmaooooo fuck off

@vivithefolle 
bitch
and Ron ACTUALLY makes Hermione laughs and guess what
HUMOUR IS A PART OF INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION

I KNOW. MIND-BLOWING.

LAUGH IS ACTUALLY A RESPONSE FROM OUR BODY TO INTELLECTUAL STIMULI.
CAN
YOU
BELIEVE
IT

@ronandhappiness 
“no no i don’t hate ron I just think insert bullshit about ron being so bad for perfect goddess hermione”

Really?

@vivithefolle 
also fuck off but chess is like the most intellectually stimulating game in the fucking world
and Hermione is shit at it while Ron is brilliant
so
I think that Sapiosexual!Hermione’s gonna go for that sexy freckled arse in any possible universe if you catch my drift

@ronandhappiness 
Exactly.
Honestly, at the end of the day, I blame that stupidass “emotional teaspoon” line.

Because anti romiones see that as “proof” that their precious Hermione isn’t on the same “level” as nasty ron

While those of us who have brains and can think, know that this is just an example of Hermione’s hypocrisy

@vivithefolle 
Sapio!Hermione: *jumps at Ron after he trounces her at chess* You beautiful fucking asshole how dare you be so intelligent and not show it more.

Ron: *blushing* Her-Hermione, we’re in the common roo- AH!

S!Hermione: *straddling him* I’m going to ravish you so badly you have no fucking idea. Our kids will be geniuses. More clever than Albert fucking Einstein. My grades and your chess brain. My academical power and your ability to make everyone laugh themselves to Heaven. Oh my god even your freckles are puzzles how are you so damn sexy.

So what did we learn?

We learned that Vivi has the biggest potty mouth when she’s tired and that she floods poor Ayesha’s chatbox

Also that Romione is canon forever but was there ever any doubt?

YOU FORGOT THE NEXT PART WHEN I ASKED YOU NOT TO POST THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE MINE AND I WANT YOU ALL FOR MYSELF (Nah, I kid. It’s your masterpiece, therefore you can do whatever you want with it, and the world deserves some Hermione pouncing on Ron.)

BUT THIS IS THE BEST “ROMIONE PLAYS CHESS AU” I’VE EVER READ.

LIKE EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT HERMIONE BEATING RON AT CHESS AND BEING BETTER THAN HIM

my dude my man…..stop

I’ll bet Ron plays even HARDER when he’s playing chess with Hermione and I’m sure Hermione finds that even more intellectually stimulating.

Anyways I love Vivi and her enthusiastic commentaries and her potty mouth.

@vivithefolle @ronandhappiness You two are just the best and it’s a privilege to know you both. I swear, I couldn’t stop laughing towards the end of this post. You two really put a smile on my face. 

Although I personally think Ron is the sapiosexual one of the two, I can get behind the idea of Hermione being super into Ron’s strategic mind, and having to restrain herself when he beats her at chess because she’s so attracted to him. 

Pure fucking gold

Wow, @vivithefolle going full-on Ronmione smut on main 😉

@ronandhappiness Luv u wifey ❤

@headcanonsandmore Hhhhhh thank youuu ;v;

@acciocuteboysplease Aww thanks ❤

@lytefoot Couldn’t keep this masterpiece all to myself now could I 😉

@headcanonsandmore – as someone who is Sapiosexual (it’s inside the Demi but I digress) that kind of intellect is, not so much an aphrodisiac but a “I won’t have anyone who can’t abcd intellectually.” I turned down quite a few dates in my time because the person wasn’t smarter than I was.

It’s rude to admit (’course this was before I got married to a brilliant man) but every single person I dated (not just guys, either, even if they were more platonic dates and still are!) is in one way or another, smarter than I am.

I can sooooo see Ron being Sapio (even if @vivithefolle has me seeing him kinda prudish too, now!) but also demi (where once he knows the person, they turn him on, brains being a bowl of pudding on top.)

But dating? Casual affairs? I don’t see it (not the way he’s written in canon.)

@diva-gonzo Whoops, sorry; I didn’t mean to imply that. Beg pardon. 

Yeah, I can easily see Ron as Sapio, since he seems (at least, with Hermione) to admire intelligence and wit in a person. And I see him as Demi too, since he (aside from adolescent crushes and attraction brought on by Veela-powers) rarely has any interest in someone that he doesn’t know very well. 

@headcanonsandmore – No need to apologize, dear. (And if I was gonna fuss at all, it’d be in private. It’s otherwise rude.) I was pointing out my issue with being sapiosexual – where it’s a complicated situation of “they just aren’t that intellectually attractive” as opposed to “Well this bloke is stupid so I won’t go out with him” rubbish.

Now if he knew someone? Yeah, he’d date them. (Cough Luna or Hermione or Harry Cough)

Fair enough. I was worried I’d got my definitions mixed up. 

And I very much agree with Ron getting to know someone before he dates them (#romione #runa #rarry)