Lily: James, ever since I met you I kne- no that’s not true.
Lily: Well, you were kind of git when i met you, but-
Why is this so hard?
Lily: No, no I got it I’ll start with a joke.
Why did the deer cross the road?
Lily: Because you’re not funny Lily and it was trying to get away.
*five minuets of inarticulate sounds*
Lily: James, I just feel in my heart that-
Lily: Who am I kidding? This is so cliche.
LIly: Feel the paper Lily. Be the Paper.
Lily: Okay Lils focus.
Lily: Finished.
Lily: James, when I met you I had no idea how important you were going to be to me.
Lily:
I remember I called you a git and you were.We were kids and as you grew up I did to. We kind of grew up together.
Lily: And the world says there is two types of people: the logical and the idealist. Any one who knows us knows which ones we are. You’re eccentric, but I try to see the best in people, and you tend to see them for who they are.
Lily: People say that the logical and the idealist need each other. They say that maybe if Icarus has a logical person beside him that maybe he wouldn’t have flown too close to the sun.
Lily: But you don’t do that. You never tell me not to fly to the sun. You just tell me not to build my wings out of wax. You’ve never told me once that my dreams were too big to catch.
Lily:
Out of all the crap we go through together. Out of all the crap we put each other through, both of us have complete faith in the others abilities in the other’s dreams. When growing up together in a world at war faith is essential.
Lily: So, today I vow that I will forever I love you.
I vow to agree to disagree about quidditch and Bertie Botts Every Favor Beans,
but the one thing I vow the most is that I will never lose faith in you.
Professor Binns: We’re writing a rap to educate first years on the dangers of drugs and how getting an A from hard work is the only high you need. You’re well liked do you want to be in the video?
Rose: It’s not really my vibe. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think anyone should do drugs, but this seems like it’d be kind of embarrassing.
Professor Binns; We’ll pay you fifty gallons.
Rose: My name is Rose and I’m here to say, drugs aren’t cool no way.
Jamie: Not to mention she said something about how great it was that Siri and I would be distracted for a bit (as if) honestly I was only half paying attention.
Jamie: But as far as house points go…
Jamie: Fear not! Put away your pitchforks for now!
Jamie: B-But trust me there’s a way. Gotta… at least beat Slytherin.. right?