jessefuckingmccree:

this really effeminate lady came to my store yesterday and like….her hair and makeup were done super well and she had a casual outfit on and we talked and she said she also worked in the mall. she told me at her department store, a bunch of people come in and take shit so i was like “wheres security?” and she was like “i AM security” and pulled up her sleeves and showed me a bunch of bruises and scars and she was like “i love hand to hand combat” and i? have never fallen in love so Quick? holy shit

Some anime spin-off ideas for Harry Potter;

A historical drama about the four founders of Hogwarts

A romantic comedy about Lavender and Parvati sharing a flat in muggle London, and slowly falling in love with each other. 

A slice-of-life comedy that’s just Harry and Ron mucking around in the Gryffindor Common Room. 

A mockumentary about the Gryffindor Quidditch team and the post-Hogwarts lives of it’s members. 

A comedy-drama about Ron becoming a partner at WWW after the war, and helping George grieve for Fred. 

‘Ron-Punch Man’. 

A workplace comedy about Hermione’s juniors in the MoM trying to annoy her. 

A romance about Seamus and Dean dealing with their feelings for each other. 

Harry and Ginny flirting with each-other whilst playing Quidditch; a twelve episode series. 

Ron and Hermione going on dates in museums and art galleries. It’s partly educational, and partly Ron making Hermione blush from whispering certain things in her ear. 

The golden and silver trio’s surfing Tumblr, and laughing out loud at all the weird ships about them. 

Harry, Ron and Hermione watching the HP film series à la Mystery Science Theatre 3000

hauntedazkaban:

I was watching the episode of friends where they are in London and Monica and Chandler are having sex for the first time but none of the others pick up on it. Like they walk in to Monica’s room all giggly and Rachel things nothing of it and talks about her problems, then they go in to Chandler’s room and when he tells Joey he’s with a girl he’s like um no your with Monica, and then they go to the honey moon suite and are literally getting in to bed when Ross comes in and he’s just like can you sit with me please guys.

It made me think of Ron and Hermione when they first get together post war. Like Harry joining them without thinking, Molly allowing them to be in Ron’s room together, Ginny walking in without knocking because why would you need to? Arthur coming in to sit down with them to talk about everything that has happened oblivious to the fact they shared their second kiss, Percy coming in to apologise not even noticing Ron’s arm is around Hermione, George wanting to talk about Fred unaware they dropped one another hand the second he walked in the room, Bill inviting them to shell cottage interrupting them whisper sweet nothings.

Anyway, my point was it’s cute that they were already acting like they were a couple to an extent before they are a couple people don’t notice when they change how they are acting a little.

I just think it’s adorable.

what movies did with lavender brown was extremely racist and annoying imo

diva-gonzo:

weasleyismyking540:

I feel the same way. She was black in the first three movies, didnt even show up in GOF and OOTP. and then BAM!! White in HBP. And even worse, the girl that played her when she was black got casted as an effing extra in HBP. They made her white when they found out she played a role in some of the plot. It was completely racist and messed up and it’s one of the things that I will never forgive Rowling allowing to happen.

@headcanonsandmore – Nope. Jesse Cave had a very small role/part in it.

The casting department cocked that up royally – and I blame Uncle Steve for it.

@diva-gonzo I tagged that wrong. I mean as in ‘wasn’t Lavender Brown played by a POC in the films prior to HBP?’. Upon checking the HP film wiki, I have since learned she wasn’t (or rather, she didn’t appear in GOF and OOTP at all). 

hillnerd:

moonbian:

licketyshit:

moonbian:

Okay but picture this: Hermione Granger is autistic.

Hermione Granger doesn’t care about straightening her hair. In fact, most days she doesn’t even brush it.

Hermione Granger communicates far better with Crookshanks than any human being, wizard or muggle.

Hermione Granger is “brilliant, the brightest witch of her age”, but cannot understand emotional forms of magic. Her low empathy prevents her from forming a connection with a broomstick, and understanding divination.

Hermione Granger knows everything there is to know about the wizarding world; magical literature and folklore are her special interests, after all.

Hermione Granger can recite a spell in 0.5 seconds flat, but can’t puzzle out a riddle to help her friend win the second event in the Triwizard Tournament.

Hermione Granger says insensitive things sometimes, but she doesn’t mean to hurt anyone.

Hermione Granger didn’t understand what it meant to be a “mudblood” until Bellatrix Lestrange carved the word into her skin.

Although, where do the repetitive behaviours appear? Apart from that this headcanon is great and makes me feel happy 🙂

Hmm. I might argue that her strict adherence to her schedule is a display of that, since she absolutely hated when the exams got canceled.

“Although, where do the repetitive behaviours appear?”

Girl reads and quotes Hogwarts a History on repeat. 

Actually a lot of her behaviors, when viewed through an autistic lens, are a lot more understandable as symptoms.


Social interaction and communication problems:

difficulties in normal back-and-forth conversation, 

challenges in understanding or responding to social cues such as eye contact and facial expressions, deficits in developing/maintaining/understanding relationships

Difficulty relating to people, things and events: including trouble making friends and interacting with people

Restricted and repetitive patterns of behaviors, interests or activities: hand-flapping,  having significant need for a predictable routine or structure, exhibiting intense interests in activities that are uncommon for a similarly aged child


Interesting!

Interesting hypothesis. 

pynki:

headcanonsandmore:

lytefoot:

headcanonsandmore:

I kind-of get the feeling that Harry would be incredibly flattered if he found out about the Rarry/Harron pairing. Ron would probably burst out laughing. 

This fits into the “Did Rita Skeeter write this ship?” headcanon genre. I’m just imagining Hermione reading the morning paper. “Oh, this is new, Ron! Turns out you’re having an affair with Harry this week!”

Ginny says she knew it, and tells Harry he’d better do right by her brother or she’ll leave him for someone different next time, and not just Luna again.

Agreed. 

Before following @headcanonsandmore : Ron and Harry are friendship goals.

After:They never got togeather becuase they didn’t know the other was an option.

What can I say? I may be a Romione shipper, but I’ll always have a soft spot for Ron x Harry. 

what movies did with lavender brown was extremely racist and annoying imo

weasleyismyking540:

I feel the same way. She was black in the first three movies, didnt even show up in GOF and OOTP. and then BAM!! White in HBP. And even worse, the girl that played her when she was black got casted as an effing extra in HBP. They made her white when they found out she played a role in some of the plot. It was completely racist and messed up and it’s one of the things that I will never forgive Rowling allowing to happen.